lieutenant winslow's Profile
- lawyer. douchebag. eyecandy.
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posted by lieutenant winslow
Apr 06, 2009 5:38PM
listen guy. i mean, yeah sure. i launder a little mexican drug money every once in a while. and hey, if my laundered drug cartel money happened to finance a few kidnappings, well then i'm sorry. i really am. but i do not, i repeat NOT, operate a fucking ponzi scheme. we clear?
Entry: Blankfein: Regulate The Hedge Funds! Fix Compensation! Get These Crazy Hos Off The Stage!
posted by lieutenant winslow
Apr 07, 2009 11:25AM
"client 9 sends his regards"?
Entry: Blankfein: Regulate The Hedge Funds! Fix Compensation! Get These Crazy Hos Off The Stage!
posted by lieutenant winslow
Apr 07, 2009 11:44AM
i LOVED you as woody harrelson's landlord in kingpin
Entry: We Need To (Re)Create The Vomitorium
posted by lieutenant winslow
Apr 09, 2009 10:53AM
"You're welcome to your turn when we are though..."
see. the bailout really IS like a gang-rape
Entry: What Exactly IS Tim Geithner?
posted by lieutenant winslow
Apr 21, 2009 4:04PM
he is... "the coon"
Entry: This Shound Be Fun
posted by lieutenant winslow
Apr 21, 2009 4:53PM
what, exactly, do you mean when you say "weekend prosties included if i'll chair the commission"?
Entry: Oh, Yeah.
posted by lieutenant winslow
Apr 22, 2009 4:16PM
see, i read that headline in the kool-aid guy voice, but that's just me
Entry: Freaky-Ass Compensation Restrictions Cramping John Mack's Style
posted by lieutenant winslow
Apr 29, 2009 11:46AM
and thus... the line between high maintenance, prima donna, coke addicted bond traders and high maintenance, prima donna, coke addicted trophy girlfriends becomes even blurrier
Entry: Freaky-Ass Compensation Restrictions Cramping John Mack's Style
posted by lieutenant winslow
Apr 29, 2009 12:04PM
and not to be discriminatory here, but i've been to the Fla. Keys... you really dont want "Key" people working for you in any kind of meaningful capacity. s" people
Entry: Caption Contest Thursday: Ken Lewis's Ride Needs No Pimping
posted by lieutenant winslow
May 14, 2009 2:08PM
in a strange twist of fate, the vanity plate business proved more profitable than Lincoln and BAC combined.
Entry: Bernie Madoff's New Ponzi Scheme: HJs
posted by lieutenant winslow
Jun 30, 2009 11:51AM
there's a spitzer joke in here somewhere but the combination of this morning's adderrall and last night's heinekens 've got me all jammed up.
Entry: States Start The Two-Minute Drill For Passing Budgets
posted by lieutenant winslow
Jun 30, 2009 12:21PM
i believe the french call it "rochambeau"
Entry: Spotted: Oliver Stone And 5-Man Entourage At 1 Liberty Plaza
posted by lieutenant winslow
Jul 01, 2009 10:46AM
more casting leaks.
chris cox will be played by
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CHG2GRbeET8/RmLdoBvz5WI/AAAAAAAABcY/aaD6pmGl8h4/s320/paper%2Btiger.jpg
Entry: Do You Want More Drury? And Who Are You Willing To Sacrifice To Get Her?
posted by lieutenant winslow
Jul 01, 2009 12:19PM
unfunny comments make little tiny baby infant jesus cry.
Entry: Former Classmate Throws Ruth Madoff Bone
posted by lieutenant winslow
Jul 01, 2009 1:47PM
evidently we have very different definitions of the term "a little pick me up"
Entry: Former Classmate Throws Ruth Madoff Bone
posted by lieutenant winslow
Jul 01, 2009 1:52PM
#13 just won.
Entry: Dancing With The Stars: Who Will Bail Out Goldman's Russkie?
posted by lieutenant winslow
Jul 06, 2009 1:01PM
for a second there i saw ballroom dancing and some wierd russian name and got all excited that this was an aleksey vaynor post.
Entry: Which Of Alan Greenspan's More Quotable Quotes Will Bite Him In The Ass On The Big Screen?
posted by lieutenant winslow
Jul 21, 2009 5:10PM
You Want details? Fine. I drive a Buick Regal. V8. What's up? I have a ridiculous place in co-op city. I have every spreadsheet you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am incontinent."
Entry: [Raises Palm] You Know What This Means? It Means You're About To Get Slapped, So You Better Shut Up. I'll Do It, I'll Slap The Shit Out Of You. [Slaps...Slaps...Slappity Slap Slap Slaps...Slaps] There, There's Another Slap!
posted by lieutenant winslow
Apr 06, 2009 5:37PM
listen guy. i mean, yeah sure. i launder a little mexican drug money every once in a while. and hey, if my laundered drug cartel money happened to finance a few kidnappings, well then i'm sorry. i really am. but i do not, i repeat NOT, operate a fucking ponzi scheme. we clear?