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Entry: Layoffs Watch '08: Goldman Sachs
posted by mktmkr
Dec 10, 2008 12:44PM
@ 30 ...and that was improvised as well
Entry: "Citi Has...Built A World Class Investment Bank"
posted by mktmkr
Dec 17, 2008 9:32AM
lipstick on a pig
Entry: Wachovia To Party On
posted by mktmkr
Dec 19, 2008 2:40PM
Sold Bess, for the kinda size you read about
Entry: Boom Goes The Dynamite
posted by mktmkr
Jan 05, 2009 3:23PM
Most likely they were long oil calls in the first half of 08 and long oil puts in the second half but I'm sure its a little more complex than that.
Entry: Bonus Watch '09: You Get NOTHING (Not Even Toxic Waste)
posted by mktmkr
Jan 29, 2009 12:40PM
taste it UBS
Entry: Just To Reiterate
posted by mktmkr
Feb 02, 2009 1:03PM
100K for 60mil in revenue? That is a beatdown of epic proportions.
Entry: Do Credit Default Swaps On Treasuries Mean Anything?
posted by mktmkr
Feb 20, 2009 1:17PM
Like buying insurance on the Titanic from John Jacob Astor IV
Entry: Oh No She Di'Int
posted by mktmkr
Mar 31, 2009 10:11AM
Hope all the "artsy" types can drop size cash on bottles of Cris like the bankers used to..
Entry: Don't Drink The Water
posted by mktmkr
Jun 23, 2009 11:27AM
Not a chance I'm reading all that.
Entry: Thank God Larry Summers Isn't There To See This
posted by mktmkr
Jul 06, 2009 11:11AM
Perhaps Harvard management should create an oath to go along with those epic douches at HBS. "We will not lose $8 billion in the next financial meltdown"
Entry: Hedge Fund Manager Assesses Situation At Harvard
posted by mktmkr
Jul 07, 2009 12:23PM
Suck it HBS
Entry: Bonus Watch '09: JPMorgan (Updated)
posted by mktmkr
Jul 09, 2009 11:40AM
I'll take "Better than nothing" for $1000 Alex
Entry: The UK's Stimulus Package For The US
posted by mktmkr
Jul 16, 2009 2:49PM
Why would they move to NYC where they're gonna end up paying nearly 60% in tax to fund health care.
Entry: Kiss Your Chance To Be Donald Trump's Son-In-Law Good-Bye
posted by mktmkr
Jul 16, 2009 4:01PM
@8 she's got the cash and the blonde hair but also a Wharton MBA so I wouldn't say she's that dumb. Maybe not Jack Welch School of Business but there is some intelligence there.
Entry: Ex-Hedge Fund Employees Holding Topless Pics Of Boss's Wife For Ransom
posted by mktmkr
Jul 24, 2009 3:58PM
@2
all. night. long.
Entry: Caption Contest Monday
posted by mktmkr
Oct 19, 2009 10:17AM
AT&T Call Center Appreciation Day at the Treasury
Entry: "I'm At MIT Sloan, Racking Up The Mother F*cking Student Loans"
posted by mktmkr
Oct 23, 2009 1:41PM
@35 & 38
As my ex-Columbia, current Stern professor put it, "The douche ratio is a measure of one's own value divided by society's view of their value and Columbia has a huge ratio."
Entry: Caption Contest Monday
posted by mktmkr
Nov 02, 2009 2:18PM
Nice shirt Roubini. Would look great at the Roxbury.
Entry: No, Really, I've Got This Great Idea. I Will Sell Stocks Short, Then Dig Up And Publish Dirt On Them. It's Totally Awesome!
posted by mktmkr
Nov 17, 2008 12:15PM
Stock now trading .25
Nice sell Cuban