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Entry: "JPMorgan, NYFED To Provide Financing To Bear Stearns"
posted by mrBrown
Mar 14, 2008 5:00PM
1) Date? That means DB would pay for everything. I will ad this to the list of demands.
2) The two homosexuals that I know are far more promiscious then most heterosexuals. Therefore I feel the sample size is statistically significant and it is safe to generalize that the entire population is highly promiscious so having a boyfriend has little impact.
3) sorry about that mate.
Bear Stearns won't return my phone calls!
Entry: "JPMorgan, NYFED To Provide Financing To Bear Stearns"
posted by mrBrown
Mar 14, 2008 5:01PM
I'm on the 4th floor of BCS.....it's so english.....
Entry: Rate Cuts and Fed Rescue Prompt Outrage At Wall Street
posted by mrBrown
Mar 19, 2008 10:35AM
Government intervention or regulation a few years ago would have averted this crisis. After the fact it will have little relevance. Wall Street will adapt to new regulations/oversight and find A WAY AROUND IT. That's why they get paid so much. It is their FUNCTION. Only government intervention earlier in the cycle could have prevented this but then what do you want from a $40K/year government employees??
mrPink, you need to quite ogling.
Entry: Fish Boy Makes A "Comeback"
posted by mrBrown
Apr 11, 2008 4:23PM
@2:22 pm is absolutely correct. Mr. Hunter's P&L the year before was $1 B, with a B! He has lost more money then 99.99% of the population even has access too. He was set for life betting with OPM on a hurricane. IMO it was a great risk/reward.
Case Closed
Entry: Advice To Our Hedge Fund Friends, Courtesy Of AQR
posted by mrBrown
Dec 11, 2008 1:26PM
1178: I run a hedge fund and I am hiring quantitative traders. Send me your resume and a picture of your starfish.
Entry: Advice To Our Hedge Fund Friends, Courtesy Of AQR
posted by mrBrown
Dec 11, 2008 1:28PM
178: You insult my offer? Jihad upon you!
Entry: Advice To Our Hedge Fund Friends, Courtesy Of AQR
posted by mrBrown
Dec 11, 2008 1:33PM
200: If i find you I will sh*t in your mouth.
Entry: "JPMorgan, NYFED To Provide Financing To Bear Stearns"
posted by mrBrown
Mar 14, 2008 4:29PM
I was just informed that Bess Levin 'allegedly' is hooking up Gay_Analyst with MrPink. This is outrageous! I demand my right of Carpe Diem set forth by our forefathers that she hook me up with some slut (female) as well immeGiately!