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Entry: Opening Bell: 12.05.08
posted by onetwo
Dec 05, 2008 10:57AM
It'll be 911 times a thousand...
That's right, 911,000.
Entry: Come On, "The Heartbeat of America" Has Got To Be Worth $2 - $3 Billion!
posted by onetwo
Dec 05, 2008 12:05PM
I hear BofA is now pushing Goodwill backed bonds...
Entry: Presented Without Comment: That Extra $2,000 Is Looking Tolerable Now
posted by onetwo
Jan 16, 2009 1:03PM
This is why you only fly baller-class.
Entry: Presented Without Comment: That Extra $2,000 Is Looking Tolerable Now
posted by onetwo
Jan 16, 2009 1:03PM
This is why you only fly baller-class.
Entry: CNBC Breaking: CBO Estimates Losses on First $250 Billion of TARP at $64 Billion
posted by onetwo
Jan 16, 2009 1:31PM
I'm proposing a GoodFed/BadFed model.
Entry: Presented Without Comment: That Extra $2,000 Is Looking Tolerable Now
posted by onetwo
Jan 16, 2009 1:33PM
This is why you only fly baller-class.
Entry: Once More, With Feeling: DECK CHAIRS!
posted by onetwo
Jan 16, 2009 2:44PM
EP - I prefer to think of our favorite cat. There's a toxin locked away in each security, but it's not until you open them that you know if they're actually worth anything.
Moral of the story: don't open the box.
Entry: CNBC Breaking: CBO Estimates Losses on First $250 Billion of TARP at $64 Billion
posted by onetwo
Jan 16, 2009 3:29PM
@ 24, 34, and 39 were on BofA's merril takeover team.
Entry: CNBC Breaking: CBO Estimates Losses on First $250 Billion of TARP at $64 Billion
posted by onetwo
Jan 16, 2009 5:11PM
@51 - because she's from private equity!
Entry: Lender Bender
posted by onetwo
Jan 20, 2009 12:34PM
EP - you just don't get it, do you. This is nothing more than a crisis of confidence. CONFIDENCE I TELL YOU! If Americans would just learn to choose more "hope" and less "I simply don't have the money to pay back these loans" we would all be ok again. If Americans would buy an eighth flat panel, we'll be ok again. If we could just pledge our first born children, instead of our homes, we'll be ok again. (Wait, i think we did that last one).
Remember, pay no attention to the debt behind the curtain...or short treasuries.
Entry: Meltdown At The Close
posted by onetwo
Jan 20, 2009 4:12PM
Phew, thank god we stopped all those evil, baseless, no good bear raids back in 4Q. If we hadn't stepped in to halt those "unfounded" share prices these banks could be worthless...
oh...wait...never mind.
Entry: Meltdown At The Close
posted by onetwo
Jan 20, 2009 4:15PM
Phew, thank god we stopped all those evil, baseless, no good bear raids back in 4Q. If we hadn't stepped in to halt those "unfounded" share prices these banks could be worthless...
oh...wait...never mind.
Entry: Citigroup Grounded No Longer!
posted by onetwo
Jan 26, 2009 11:51AM
As I pointed out to EP this morning, the best part of the story is that all the Citigroup planes' tail numbers end in GS.
From the story:
The Dassaults are part of CitiFlight's Gulf Sierra fleet, which includes the two Falcon 900EXs, tail numbers N399GS and N588GS, currently for sale. FAA records show Citigroup reserved a new tail number, N488GS, possibly for the incoming 7X on Nov. 10 last year.
Plane envy?
Entry: Ponzi Ponzi Ponzi!
posted by onetwo
Jan 26, 2009 5:05PM
Jim Young: You Want details? Fine. I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet, What's up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am liquid.
Entry: Krug-mahn!
posted by onetwo
Feb 18, 2009 5:50PM
@22 - nice mixd attack there. I especially liked how, since you couldn't actually come up with an economic reason my logic was faulty for t+2 you turned it into an argument against EP. Smooth.
And, just a question, how long is it supposed to be before >2/3 of the largest spending bill ever (and the first economic policy decision of the new president) supposed to actually be airdropped unto the masses? Oh, yea, two years. Funny.
Entry: Charlie Gasparino Recommends Protein Shakes
posted by onetwo
Jun 25, 2009 4:23PM
Actually, Besser and I split the steak. Quite romantic.
Entry: Charlie Gasparino Recommends Protein Shakes
posted by onetwo
Jun 25, 2009 5:22PM
Actually, Besser and I split the steak. Quite romantic.
Entry: Take The Plunge
posted by onetwo
Aug 06, 2009 4:59PM
A New Bull Market
A resurgent economy
Stairs to stock heaven
Market climbs worry wall
Stocks should beat bonds in long run
Someone kick record player
Entry: Dick Fuld Encouraged Employees To Adopt The Kevin "This is my house, I have to defend it" McCallister Mentality.
posted by onetwo
Dec 01, 2008 1:59PM
Great Indiana Jones (pre-raping) reference.