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Entry: Fringe Benefits To Getting Fired
posted by onetwo
May 05, 2008 3:05PM
haha...even montag has to take a drug test. If anyone wants to send their new boss a case of cranberry juice they should hurry before Costco/Sam's put an 800 gallon limit on purchases.
Entry: Terminated Bear Employees Won't Need Bloomberg's Charity?
posted by onetwo
May 05, 2008 5:53PM
Breakdown of how "good" (bad) this is:
Analysts - "F-ing great! Sleeya in the Bahamas!"
Associates: "Looking good Lewis. Feeling good Billy Ray!"
VPs: "You gonna tell me the difference between this guy and that guy is luck?"
MDs: "You're walking around blind without a cane, pal. A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place. "
Entry: The Economist Wins Hip Hop Fans
And Smarty Pants English Types Approve
posted by onetwo
May 06, 2008 4:46PM
Damn you Carney--we were going to post on this but Anal_yst and I couldn't get to the mp3s through our respective interweb fortresses.
Any chance you could post the actual sounds on this site??
Entry: Is Bond Insurance Magical?
posted by onetwo
May 06, 2008 5:51PM
1) The muni business is going to be the ultimate black swan. No one defaults now, but when they start defaulting en masse it's going to get ugly (think about the pensions, slowing economy, tax competition, and falling real estate prices). Mark my words.
2) In the same vain, has anyone analyzed the principal-agent (moral hazard)problem of the municipalities NOT having to protect their credit rating until they need to refinance, which is someone else's problem.
Entry: New SEC Commissioner Is A Skeptic Of Post-Bubble Regulation
posted by onetwo
May 07, 2008 3:09PM
Good to see a wustler in the SEC.
Entry: Utterly Bizarre
posted by onetwo
May 08, 2008 2:15PM
@2:10 -- I'm miserable too. The only thing keeping me together today is the fact Erin Burnette is looking incredible today--something she hasn't done in a while.
Erin,
Call me.
1-2
Entry: Opening Bell: 5.9.08
posted by onetwo
May 09, 2008 10:39AM
"PE firms have no sense at all about the societal costs of their actions." Oh, you're right, we should just let distressed and poorly managed companies go bankrupt, that way no one is employed. Thanks for that deep insight, guest.
I'm hungover as hell. Who wants to fight?
Entry: Opening Bell: 5.9.08
posted by onetwo
May 09, 2008 10:40AM
"PE firms have no sense at all about the societal costs of their actions." Oh, you're right, we should just let distressed and poorly managed companies go bankrupt, that way no one is employed. Thanks for that deep insight, guest.
I'm hungover as hell. Who wants to fight?
Entry: Opening Bell: 5.9.08
posted by onetwo
May 09, 2008 12:24PM
@10:53 - I have a name, thank you very much. While I am not going to list the successful buyout companies (cheap cop out, i know-it's friday) I will say that your debt argument is hogwash (again, friday!).
@SEG - that FT article is ridiculous (not in a good way). No Gulfstream can break mach 1. Well maybe in the metric system they can. (that was a joke, i swear to god if someone calls me out for claiming there is a difference between US mach and euro mach I'll kill them--again, friday!)
@1059 - wtf is Icahn thinking?! Someone needs to send him a "sunk cost" white paper!
Entry: We Regret To Inform You
posted by onetwo
May 09, 2008 12:29PM
ok, really people, is the cnbc sign flipping guy really necessary every five minutes?
Entry: Bear Employee Surprisingly Upset With Layoff Proceedings At Bear
posted by onetwo
May 09, 2008 1:43PM
@Cluzzo - you have my permission to take girl out. Great comments.
Entry: Washington DC Goes Gaga For ABC's Money Honey
posted by onetwo
May 09, 2008 2:03PM
Not that hot.
Entry: Bottoms Up?
posted by onetwo
May 13, 2008 3:12PM
While I may not agree with everything, I must say great post, Carney, great post.
Entry: Lindsay Campbell Gets Arrested
posted by onetwo
May 13, 2008 10:51PM
Oh how the tides have turned! You all (myself included) loved LC forever. We derided the switch to Julie A. And now we treat her like an airplane without a dance partner.
Sell, Mortimer...Sell!
Entry: Bottoms Up?
posted by onetwo
May 13, 2008 10:52PM
1. Long Mamajuana to save MW
2. Austrian School for life
3. Why am I even posting right now.
Entry: Keep Moving The Chains!
posted by onetwo
May 15, 2008 4:30PM
@merkin: great analogy
More importantly, does anyone remember when Tim was a Madden "uncatchable" back in the day? The guy was good for 6pts every other time he touched the ball.
Entry: Fake Writer's Take On Banking
posted by onetwo
May 15, 2008 4:40PM
@4:32, so you're telling me you don't "get" things often, but rarely admit it? How's that credibility level treating you?
Crappy day.
Entry: Fake Writer's Take On Banking
posted by onetwo
May 15, 2008 4:48PM
@4:32, so you're telling me you don't "get" things often, but rarely admit it? How's that credibility level treating you?
Crappy day.
Entry: Opening Bell: 5.5.08
posted by onetwo
May 05, 2008 10:03AM
YHOO=21.78