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Entry: Gasparino: CFO Erin Callan, COO Joseph Gregory Out At Lehman Brothers
posted by sales rep
Jun 12, 2008 9:02AM
Take those fashionable outfits somewhere else, Erin.
Entry: Opening Bell: 6.18.08
posted by sales rep
Jun 18, 2008 8:57AM
Maybe some proofreading before posting the Opening Bell, no?
Entry: Opening Bell: 7.8.08
posted by sales rep
Jul 08, 2008 8:16AM
Did anyone else think that at the end of Boone Pickens' ad this AM on Squawk Box he was going to say, "I'm T. Boone Pickens, and I want to be the next President of the United States"?
Entry: Opening Bell: 7.8.08
posted by sales rep
Jul 08, 2008 8:50AM
@8:31
I apologize for mentioning him. I know how painful its been since he raped your father and rode off on your mother.
Entry: Lehman Gets Murdered By Fannie And Freddie Fears
posted by sales rep
Jul 11, 2008 12:52PM
Stevie Cohen is menstruating.
Entry: Caption Contest Monday: The Sleeves Are About To Come Off
posted by sales rep
Jul 14, 2008 10:16AM
A: Bert Sugar, Charlie Gasparino, and a bell ringer.
Q: Who are 3 people who have never been in my kitchen, Alex.
Entry: Opening Bell: 7.17.08
posted by sales rep
Jul 17, 2008 8:06AM
Quote: "...though they do say that the total tally is less than the AMA (yes, the American Media Association -- AKA the Dr. Union)"
American Media Assoc. = The Doctor Union?
Ah, Joe. Just another day of misspellings, typos, and bad turn of phrases.
Entry: Opening Bell: 8.4.08
posted by sales rep
Aug 04, 2008 8:21AM
Meredith Whitney is bringing it on Squawk Box. Joe Kernan is about to fellate her.
Entry: Caption Contest Friday
posted by sales rep
Aug 08, 2008 11:07AM
In 1976, I won the American Mathematical Society's Oswald Veblen Prize in Geometry, for work that involved a recasting of the subject of area minimizing multi-dimensional surfaces and characteristic forms. This resulted in my proof of the Bernstein conjecture up to real dimension 8, and an improvement of a certain "regularity" result of Wendell H. Fleming on a generalized Plateau's problem.
So, I got that going for me, which is nice...
Entry: Opening Bell: 8.11.08
posted by sales rep
Aug 11, 2008 10:36AM
I agree. Clearly, Joe didn't write this.
Entry: Just Putting It Out There
posted by sales rep
Sep 19, 2008 11:23AM
@4 -- I know funny, and THAT's funny!
Entry: Write-Offs: 09.19.08
posted by sales rep
Sep 20, 2008 10:04AM
In Dealbreaker index news--
Ron Blarney posts: down 98.5%, halted
Bess flaming commenters: up 10%
Equity Private warm welcome: down 22%
Schwarzman crab-hands pics: up 48%
ShamWOW references: up 2%, up 563% YTD
Asian rice reports: down 42%
Stevie Cohen cock-worship: up 6%
Weisenthal Opening Bell typos: up 67%, curbs in.
Proshares Ultrashort Yahoo posters: down 32%
Entry: Opening Bell: 10.3.08
posted by sales rep
Oct 03, 2008 8:31AM
I always ripped you for typos, but there was a reason I jumped on DB before I did anything else: the Opening Bell.
...Although I'm disappointed you didn't go out with something pithy like Carney.
"There's the Opening Bell; my work here is done."
Entry: Bear Collapse Screen: The Director's Cut
posted by sales rep
Oct 07, 2008 1:20PM
Was the risk model 27 years old, or was the guy running the risk matrix 27 years old? I'm not sure which is more out-matched & scarier.
In either event, it would be dubious to think this lone employee/algorithm brought down Bear.
Entry: Goldman Sachs (Executive) Selling Assets
posted by sales rep
Oct 10, 2008 5:55PM
The Guy From Deleware,
Wherever you came from, crawl back under that rock. This site was fantastic before you got here. You're a drag on the vibe here.
Tell me:
1. Do you know why the head of Blackstone has crab claws for hands when posted on this site?
2. Do you know who Brian Hunter is?
3. Could you pick Stevie Cohen out of a lineup?
You see, you're a fucking tool who talks big, but knows DICK about real life. Go jerk off on FARK and leave DB to adults with degrees.
Entry: Wait A Second... Haven't I Seen This Film Before?
posted by sales rep
Oct 11, 2008 7:39AM
#5, my God, that is the most salient comment made here this week. Bully to you, sir or madam.
Entry: Bernanke's Mother Also Available For Quotes (Not So Much Dad, Who Never Thought He Was Good Enough)
posted by sales rep
Mar 18, 2008 2:16PM
If Erin Burnett says "Monty" one more time, I will punch her in the face.