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Entry: Bernie Madoff's Latest Victim
posted by streethockey
Jun 29, 2009 3:11PM
scary busey - proof that crack is indeed, whack.
Entry: Bernie Madoff's Latest Victim
posted by streethockey
Jun 29, 2009 3:11PM
scary busey - proof that crack is indeed, whack.
Entry: Citi Will Not Tolerate Your Tardy Ass, But C-on-C Violence Is A-Okay (Update)
posted by streethockey
Jun 29, 2009 3:14PM
i worked at Citi for years. not surprised in the least. psychotics, nihilists, sociopaths and lowlifes of all stripes roam its halls. favorite hobby: the blame game. try to pin the blame on some poor shmuck who is late to the party. this guy probably was head of a group that had a meeting and the coffee was cold. heads need to roll, people!
Entry: Andrew Cuomo Bangs Drag Queens
posted by streethockey
Jul 07, 2009 4:01PM
what is this? did i miss something about a subway ride?
and if that broad is a drag queen, and if she is andy's, well, don't ask, don't tell.
Entry: Bonus Watch '09: JPMorgan (Updated)
posted by streethockey
Jul 09, 2009 11:51AM
poor guy. the 10% unemployed (including your prey at Bear) are crying you a river. the rest of corp America got goose eggs.
you want a bonus? open a business and pay yourself.
Entry: Love Affair Between Maxine Waters And CDS Is Now Over
posted by streethockey
Jul 10, 2009 12:24PM
Honest to G-d, she should not even be a shift supervisor for a bakery, let alone represent LA. Then again, if you have ever been to the areas she represents (Watts, South Central), you might realize that she is the cream of the crop. they lap up every conspiracy theory she dishes out (CIA drug smuggling, US govt killing blacks after Katrina, etc.). she does nothing for them and she is their hero.
go ahead and call me racist. my family are LA refugees. you try living there and get back to me.
Entry: Love Affair Between Maxine Waters And CDS Is Now Over
posted by streethockey
Jul 10, 2009 12:25PM
Honest to G-d, she should not even be a shift supervisor for a bakery, let alone represent LA. Then again, if you have ever been to the areas she represents (Watts, South Central), you might realize that she is the cream of the crop. they lap up every conspiracy theory she dishes out (CIA drug smuggling, US govt killing blacks after Katrina, etc.). she does nothing for them and she is their hero.
go ahead and call me racist. my family are LA refugees. you try living there and get back to me.
Entry: Jeffrey Chiang Will Be Receiving No New Offers Of Employment
posted by streethockey
Oct 23, 2009 10:31AM
I am wiping tears from my eyes from laughing so hard. This guy is great but you DBers are awesome! Thanks for picking me up!
When I was at Citi, we had a major exec defect over from Chase. Big coup at the time (2000 or so). After he came over, someone at HR did check and found out he lied about some damned thing or other and BANG- out the door; sorry about losing that six figures, Poncho. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
That guy was already in his forties or so.
I told my dad (30 yrs Merrill) about this last night and he could not get over it. We agreed he should have been dropped after the 4 Seasons thing. Entitled little rodent.
Entry: Lenny Dykstra Stabbed In Back By One True Love, Will Not Go Down Without A Fight
posted by streethockey
Jan 15, 2010 1:18PM
Hil, air, ee, us. love it love it love it.
he will soon have a reality show that will make "breaking bonaduce" look like Sesame Street.
Entry: Buy Lenny Dykstra's House-- BYO Toilets
posted by streethockey
Jan 29, 2010 2:06PM
Maybe he could use some of his "ashtray money" to put in a gold plated crapper.
Entry: "I Also Really Enjoy Kangaroo Racing But Guess What? I Can't Take Off The Month Of July Because There's An Important Race Upstate"
posted by streethockey
Jun 29, 2009 10:23AM
i also enjoy Belgian beer spitting, but i will not be taking time off this Wednesday to see the regional BBS championships in Howell, NJ, as I do every year.
it is time to buckle down, people. lunches spent in delis, wolfing down pickles and syrup, no matter how tasty, should be done at your desk, with the appropriate amount of napkins (that means you, Rabinowitz!).
thank you, Tomaso, for helping me edit this email. stir fry Argentine bumble leeks will be available in the conference room later today. one Snapple per person, please.