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- But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. - Timothy 2:12. I enjoy sarcasm.
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Entry: Caption Contest Friday
posted by trojan
Oct 02, 2009 2:29PM
@124, and other weak comments
Bess doesn't hand out a chanukah present like this for you guys to drop the ball with lame shit.
step up your game.
Entry: Opening Bell: 10.06.09
posted by trojan
Oct 06, 2009 9:32AM
Our government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!
Entry: Goldman Sachs Takes An Active Role In The Distressed Market
posted by trojan
Oct 06, 2009 7:44PM
taking the Rams Under 5.5 wins for the season at -130 was the best call i've made all year
Entry: Caption Contest Tuesday
posted by trojan
Oct 06, 2009 10:13PM
my girlfriend has that exact jacket
Entry: Bernie Madoff In Prison Yard Brawl Over Whether Or Not We've Reached A Bottom
posted by trojan
Oct 13, 2009 10:27AM
first rule of prison- get in serious fight so that people think you're hard. in a fed min prison this qualifies as a battle royal
Entry: Hedge Fund Investor Relations Girl's Dance Of Near Death Cautionary Tale For Us All
posted by trojan
Oct 13, 2009 1:28PM
@14
Scissor me timbers.
this is the first guy i've ever seen working investor relations.
Entry: Photo Of The Day: The Situation Is Fluid
posted by trojan
Oct 13, 2009 2:42PM
spooky.
reminds me of Paranormal Activity.
posted by trojan
Oct 19, 2009 4:11PM
-I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy?
-Yeah, Chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA!
-I don't get it. Tacos?
-They think I'm Mexican.
-You're not Mexican?
Entry: Which Hedge Fund Is Gearing Up To Strip Search Employees In Wake Of Galleon?
posted by trojan
Oct 20, 2009 5:34PM
i thought Handbridge Capital was a finger-friendly workplace
Entry: Senate Finance Committee Member Issues Call To Arms
posted by trojan
Oct 22, 2009 6:51AM
hes just pissed the cougars dropped the ball so early this season and wont go bcs bowling
ok as a long time poster here its good to finally see some cardinal and gold love @2
Entry: Jeffrey Chiang Will Be Receiving No New Offers Of Employment
posted by trojan
Oct 22, 2009 3:19PM
DB hasn't been this good since last fall. all we need is some mayo! and we're back in business
Entry: Jeffrey Chiang Will Be Receiving No New Offers Of Employment
posted by trojan
Oct 22, 2009 3:28PM
also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
Entry: Write-Offs: 10.22.09
posted by trojan
Oct 22, 2009 8:28PM
@14
only steers and queers in texas
Entry: Galleon Employee Asked To Model Spandex On Conference Room Table
posted by trojan
Oct 26, 2009 11:32PM
bess, really, I've got about a half a pack of Rolaids in my diaper
Entry: Write-Offs: 10.30.09
posted by trojan
Nov 01, 2009 7:16AM
We regret to inform you that we are no longer hiring for this position at the moment.
-Mr. Tumnus
HR Administrator, Imaginationland Securities, Inc.
Entry: Foul Icelandic Wind Blows Southeast Into Ireland
posted by trojan
Nov 04, 2009 12:48PM
commercial tie-in with boondock saint 2: all saints day?
Entry: Einhorn: CDS Part Of The Communist Conspiracy
posted by trojan
Nov 06, 2009 6:13PM
@6
open up the dictionary to "Sarcasm"
Entry: Einhorn: CDS Part Of The Communist Conspiracy
posted by trojan
Nov 06, 2009 6:47PM
@tax chick
i like your CANs

Entry: Caption Contest Friday
posted by trojan
Oct 02, 2009 12:24PM
@30
nah the city of berkeley after tomorrow