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Entry: Photo Of The Day: The Situation Is Fluid

posted by trojan

Oct 13, 2009 2:42PM

spooky.

reminds me of Paranormal Activity.

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Entry: Investors Pulling Money From Galleon Tech Fund, Galleon Risk Management Head: "We Could Be Closed By Friday"

posted by trojan

Oct 19, 2009 4:11PM

-I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy?
-Yeah, Chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA!
-I don't get it. Tacos?
-They think I'm Mexican.
-You're not Mexican?

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Entry: Which Hedge Fund Is Gearing Up To Strip Search Employees In Wake Of Galleon?

posted by trojan

Oct 20, 2009 5:34PM

i thought Handbridge Capital was a finger-friendly workplace

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Entry: Senate Finance Committee Member Issues Call To Arms

posted by trojan

Oct 22, 2009 6:51AM

hes just pissed the cougars dropped the ball so early this season and wont go bcs bowling

ok as a long time poster here its good to finally see some cardinal and gold love @2

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Entry: Jeffrey Chiang Will Be Receiving No New Offers Of Employment

posted by trojan

Oct 22, 2009 3:19PM

DB hasn't been this good since last fall. all we need is some mayo! and we're back in business

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Entry: Jeffrey Chiang Will Be Receiving No New Offers Of Employment

posted by trojan

Oct 22, 2009 3:28PM

also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

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Entry: Write-Offs: 10.22.09

posted by trojan

Oct 22, 2009 8:28PM

@14
only steers and queers in texas

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Entry: Galleon Employee Asked To Model Spandex On Conference Room Table

posted by trojan

Oct 26, 2009 11:32PM

bess, really, I've got about a half a pack of Rolaids in my diaper

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Entry: Write-Offs: 10.30.09

posted by trojan

Nov 01, 2009 7:16AM

We regret to inform you that we are no longer hiring for this position at the moment.

-Mr. Tumnus
HR Administrator, Imaginationland Securities, Inc.

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Entry: Foul Icelandic Wind Blows Southeast Into Ireland

posted by trojan

Nov 04, 2009 12:48PM

commercial tie-in with boondock saint 2: all saints day?

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Entry: Einhorn: CDS Part Of The Communist Conspiracy

posted by trojan

Nov 06, 2009 6:13PM

@6
open up the dictionary to "Sarcasm"

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Entry: Einhorn: CDS Part Of The Communist Conspiracy

posted by trojan

Nov 06, 2009 6:47PM

@tax chick
i like your CANs

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Entry: Severance Babies' Steak Dinners About To Run Out

posted by trojan

Nov 10, 2009 3:22PM

trade of the week: long online poker all-ins, short dutch tulips

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Entry: Not Guilty!

posted by trojan

Nov 10, 2009 7:04PM

Amateurs.
-J. Costas

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Entry: Hooker-Employing Hedge Fund Manager May Have Also Tried To Kill Uppity Member Of Staff

posted by trojan

Nov 11, 2009 11:26AM

i really hope that comma is meant to be one digit to the left

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Entry: Hooker-Employing Hedge Fund Manager May Have Also Tried To Kill Uppity Member Of Staff

posted by trojan

Nov 11, 2009 3:03PM

@NS
Olivia Wilde meets all necessary qualifications for employment at HandCap.

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Entry: Ratings Agencies To Australia: F-You

posted by trojan

Nov 19, 2009 12:52PM

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife."
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've payed knifey-spooney before."

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Entry: Do Wall Street Executives "Defecate In Their Pants" When Andrew Ross Sorkin Calls Them

posted by trojan

Nov 19, 2009 4:24PM

scarborough is the new killing it.

literally, he killed an intern. look it up.

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Entry: Opening Bell: 11.20.09

posted by trojan

Nov 20, 2009 11:45AM

@15
see the second link