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Entry: Caption Contest Friday

posted by trojan

Oct 02, 2009 12:24PM

@30
nah the city of berkeley after tomorrow

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Entry: Caption Contest Friday

posted by trojan

Oct 02, 2009 2:29PM

@124, and other weak comments

Bess doesn't hand out a chanukah present like this for you guys to drop the ball with lame shit.
step up your game.

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Entry: Opening Bell: 10.06.09

posted by trojan

Oct 06, 2009 9:32AM

Our government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!

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Entry: Goldman Sachs Takes An Active Role In The Distressed Market

posted by trojan

Oct 06, 2009 7:44PM

taking the Rams Under 5.5 wins for the season at -130 was the best call i've made all year

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Entry: Caption Contest Tuesday

posted by trojan

Oct 06, 2009 10:13PM

my girlfriend has that exact jacket

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Entry: Opening Bell: 10.07.09

posted by trojan

Oct 07, 2009 8:46AM

in Croatia, beer bottle you

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Entry: Bernie Madoff In Prison Yard Brawl Over Whether Or Not We've Reached A Bottom

posted by trojan

Oct 13, 2009 10:27AM

first rule of prison- get in serious fight so that people think you're hard. in a fed min prison this qualifies as a battle royal

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Entry: Hedge Fund Investor Relations Girl's Dance Of Near Death Cautionary Tale For Us All

posted by trojan

Oct 13, 2009 1:28PM

@14
Scissor me timbers.

this is the first guy i've ever seen working investor relations.

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Entry: Photo Of The Day: The Situation Is Fluid

posted by trojan

Oct 13, 2009 2:42PM

spooky.

reminds me of Paranormal Activity.

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Entry: Investors Pulling Money From Galleon Tech Fund, Galleon Risk Management Head: "We Could Be Closed By Friday"

posted by trojan

Oct 19, 2009 4:11PM

-I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy?
-Yeah, Chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA!
-I don't get it. Tacos?
-They think I'm Mexican.
-You're not Mexican?

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Entry: Which Hedge Fund Is Gearing Up To Strip Search Employees In Wake Of Galleon?

posted by trojan

Oct 20, 2009 5:34PM

i thought Handbridge Capital was a finger-friendly workplace

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Entry: Senate Finance Committee Member Issues Call To Arms

posted by trojan

Oct 22, 2009 6:51AM

hes just pissed the cougars dropped the ball so early this season and wont go bcs bowling

ok as a long time poster here its good to finally see some cardinal and gold love @2

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Entry: Jeffrey Chiang Will Be Receiving No New Offers Of Employment

posted by trojan

Oct 22, 2009 3:19PM

DB hasn't been this good since last fall. all we need is some mayo! and we're back in business

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Entry: Jeffrey Chiang Will Be Receiving No New Offers Of Employment

posted by trojan

Oct 22, 2009 3:28PM

also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

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Entry: Write-Offs: 10.22.09

posted by trojan

Oct 22, 2009 8:28PM

@14
only steers and queers in texas

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Entry: Galleon Employee Asked To Model Spandex On Conference Room Table

posted by trojan

Oct 26, 2009 11:32PM

bess, really, I've got about a half a pack of Rolaids in my diaper

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Entry: Write-Offs: 10.30.09

posted by trojan

Nov 01, 2009 7:16AM

We regret to inform you that we are no longer hiring for this position at the moment.

-Mr. Tumnus
HR Administrator, Imaginationland Securities, Inc.

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Entry: Foul Icelandic Wind Blows Southeast Into Ireland

posted by trojan

Nov 04, 2009 12:48PM

commercial tie-in with boondock saint 2: all saints day?

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Entry: Einhorn: CDS Part Of The Communist Conspiracy

posted by trojan

Nov 06, 2009 6:13PM

@6
open up the dictionary to "Sarcasm"

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Entry: Einhorn: CDS Part Of The Communist Conspiracy

posted by trojan

Nov 06, 2009 6:47PM

@tax chick
i like your CANs