JPMorgan

  • 24 Jun 2011 at 3:19 PM

JPMorgan Summer Intern Class Includes Swiss Model

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Elite model Xenia Tchoumitcheva is apparently a summer intern at JPMorgan in the graduate program for sales and trading…Apparently this isn’t her first finance internship. She previously interned at Merrill Lynch and the London hedgefund Duet Group, according to her website. She is also spokesmodel for Audi, Burger King, Visilab Sunglasses, and Casino Lugano according to her web site. Tchoumitcheva graduated with a degree in economics. She speaks five different languages. She was also 1st runner up in Miss Switzerland in 2006. [NetNet via BI] Read more »

  • 24 Jun 2011 at 12:11 PM

Try And Name Jamie Dimon One Industry That Doesn’t Have Its Share Of Bad Apples

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Go on, try. You can’t, can you? Read more »

  • 21 Jun 2011 at 3:46 PM

JPMorgan Settles CDO Probe, Pays Back Lutherans

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$153.6 million for those pregnancy emails. Read more »

  • 02 Jun 2011 at 6:00 PM

Jamie Dimon: Economy’s Prospects Looking Prettay Prettay Prettay Good

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“The underlying dynamics are pretty good, pretty broad-based and getting stronger, not weaker,” Dimon said today. [Reuters]

  • 20 May 2011 at 4:00 PM

Jamie Dimon: Debt Default Would “Dwarf Lehman”

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It would be a “moral disaster” if the United States were to default on its debts and become unable to pay its obligations, Jamie Dimon said at an appearance in Colorado Thursday evening. The U.S. is the financial linchpin of the world, and the economic effects of the U.S. defaulting could be “potentially catastrophic,” he said at a dinner for the University of Colorado Denver Business School. “It will dwarf Lehman,” Dimon said. [HP]

  • 17 May 2011 at 3:39 PM

Jamie Dimon Is Sorry About Those Accidental Foreclosures

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Seriously, won’t happen again. Read more »

  • 05 May 2011 at 9:43 AM

Jamie Dimon Offers New Perspective For Those Getting Their Houses Foreclosed

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“Giving debt relief to people that really need it, that’s what foreclosure is…Homeowners are probably better off going somewhere else, because they get relieved almost 100% of the debt through foreclosure.” [CS via BI]

  • 03 May 2011 at 9:45 AM

JPMorgan Promotes 132 To Investment Bank Managing Directors

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Jamie Dimon wanted to make the announcement Oprah-style (You get a title change! And you get a title change! And you get a title change!) but there was concern that some employees would pass out from the excitement. Read more »

  • 15 Apr 2011 at 10:18 AM

Jamie Dimon May Be Getting A Call For Tips About How To Be A ‘Hot Piece Of Ass’ (For A Banker) In The Near Future

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Now that Graydon “JPMorgan emerged from the crisis a winner because Jamie Dimon is tall, fit and nice-looking (for a banker)” Carter has been cast in Arbitrage as “the head of an investment bank trying to snap up a firm from a hedge-fund magnate, played by Richard Gere.” [NYP, earlier]

  • 14 Apr 2011 at 5:03 PM

Jamie Dimon On Not Raising The Debt Ceiling

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Every single company with treasuries, every insurance fund, every — every requirement that — it will start snowballing. Automatic, you don’t pay your debt, there will be default by ratings agencies. All short-term financing will disappear. I would have hundreds of work streams working around the world protecting our company for that kind of event. [PBS via BI]

  • 14 Apr 2011 at 2:37 PM

Dunkin IPO Offers Golden Opportunity For Eating Challenge Failures To Redeem Themselves

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Recently around these parts, we’ve been getting some complaints about how it’s been far too long since we’ve chronicled a food eating challenge and a demand for answers. Here’s the rub: Read more »