Anna Chapman

  • 01 Jul 2010 at 11:53 AM

Caption Contest Thursday

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Anna Chapman, the Russian spy and former Barclays “slave,” who also claims to have been employed by Warren Buffett and may have tapped Dr. Doom’s ass, works her latest mark. [via NYP]

  • 30 Jun 2010 at 3:50 PM

Russian Spy Anna Chapman Claims To Have Worked For Warren Buffett

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Which would potentially make The Oracle of O and Dr. Doom Eskimo Brothers. Which somehow makes sense.

  • 30 Jun 2010 at 12:15 PM

Russian Spy Did Not In Fact Lie On Her LinkedIn Profile Re: Employement At Barclays

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Yesterday, we mentioned that Anna Chapman, one of the ten Russian spies arrested by the Justice Department on Tuesday, had noted spending time working at Barclays as a “slave.” Almost immediately, the bank informed us that they have never even heard of this lady, and that there was no way in hell she’s ever worked for them. Such is apparently not so much the case! Today we’ve been told: Continue reading »

  • 29 Jun 2010 at 2:29 PM

FYI, Barclays Has Never Even Heard Of Russian Spy Anna Chapman

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Earlier this morning, we mentioned that Anna Chapman, one of the ten Russian spies arrested by the Justice Department yesterday, claimed to have worked as a “slave” at Barclays. According to the bank, she lies! A spokesman has just informed us, “We ran a check and have no record of anyone named Anna Chapman working at Barclays at the time mentioned on the LinkedIn page – August 2004 to July 2005.”

  • 29 Jun 2010 at 11:58 AM

(Updated) Russian Spy Worked At Barclays, A (Possibly Fake) Hedge Fund, And Is “Full Of Self-Control”

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Self-control oozes from every orifices on this one.

As mentioned ten seconds ago, ten Russian spies were busted yesterday by the Justice Department. One of them (code name: Cynthia), apparently had a bunch of face time with an unnamed “New York-based financier active in politics.” Another is Anna Chapman, left, who supposedly worked at a London-based hedge fund called Navigator. After that, according to Chaps’ LinkedIn profile, she was a VP at KIT Fortis Investments, and previously, a “slave” at Barclays. She also has some phenomenal testimonials.

“”Keep on moving”, must be one of Anna’s favorites mottos. When i met her in Moscow she was eager to learn, full of self control and ready to develop her client’s network. One thing we learned together is that Kremlin museum is closed on thurdsdays.” December 10, 2009

Benoit Quisquater, Board Member / Head of sales Luxembourg and Ireland, Fortis Investment Management Luxembourg
was with another company when working with Anna at KitFortis Investments

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