ATMs

  • 09 May 2012 at 1:46 PM

David Tepper Is Not Impressed

Related: Blind Item: Which East Hampton Visitor With $100 Million In His Savings Account Must Suffer The Indignity Of A $2.75 ATM Fee Like The Rest Of Us?

  • 26 Aug 2011 at 5:55 PM

Nouriel Roubini Offers Natural Disaster Tips

They’ll show you. They’ll show all of you! Read more »

  • 04 Jun 2010 at 12:19 PM
  • Banks

Goldman Bankers Wish They Sold Savings Accounts

Maybe that would get the public off their backs. Fed up with all the shit being thrown at them for being blood-sucking destroyers of the world, some Sachsians are starting to wish they were an old fashioned deposit-taking bank with 24-hour ATMs. At least it would spare them the seemingly-impossible task of explaining to the Plebes how the firm actually benefits society.

At least Jamie Dimon can say JPMorgan makes student loans and gives you free checking accounts. Goldman “facilitates” clients. Read more »

  • 20 May 2010 at 3:10 PM

Ben Nelson Clueless About ATMs

Ok, so we can sort of understand the utter ignorance of many lawmakers about markets and modern finance in general. We can’t expect all of them to possess the kind of Maxine Watersesque encyclopedic knowledge of swap credit defaults and other complex derivatives.

But never using, and therefore by extension, not knowing how to use an ATM machine is just beyond dumb. I mean, how out of touch with reality do you need to be to still drive up to the bank teller, fill out a withdrawal slip and wait for the cash?

Just ask Democratic Sen. Ben Nelson. Read more »