Tags: Bailouts, Clusterfucks, Feed Me Seymour, Freddie Mac
Your mother told you not to bring those filthy things inside, but you snuck them in anyhow. Now, blind, helpless, cold, foul smelling and featherless, the screaming, greedy mouths of the GSEs seem to gape endlessly, never satisfied and eager to suck more capital from the mouths of strained and frantic surrogates, forced to hunt eighteen hours a day to keep the damn things from chewing off a foot in their lust for fiscal calories, or screaming so loudly that your parents may burst in to hear which cat is being brutally tortured. No sooner have they had a hard-won, slime covered bit of roadkill been dumped into their bottomless, sucking orifices than was another immediately required.
Freddie Mac posted a $25.3 billion net loss in the third quarter on surging investment and credit losses as the company announced plans to seek an initial $13.8 billion from the Treasury Department to cover the hole in its shareholder equity.
Treasury pledged up to $100 billion each for Freddie and Fannie Mae when they were put under conservatorship in September to prevent their potential bankruptcy. The government will receive preferred stock for any money given to the firm, and Freddie expects to receive its $13.8 billion request by Nov. 29.
Freddie’s Loss Balloons to $25.3 Billion [The Wall Street Journal]
Tags: Bailouts, Kuwait, There Ought To Be A Law!
It was not too long ago when you could write a post-dated check to a broker in Kuwait and have it immediately credited to your account to begin trading shares in Gulf state firms. (No, we did not make that up). Not that there were many things to trade in. Becoming listed on the Kuwait Bourse required the approval of any number of obscure and financially naive authorities. This meant that any company of note was kept off the exchange to protect it from the foibles of investors. In addition, the government had a habit of pouring money into the market at the first sign of any serious crash and as a result the Kuwait exchange seemed to have a regulator enforced “price floor.” Kuwait’s business week ends on Thursday, so trading on Friday was non-existent. Three days of news built up meant that wild swings on Monday were common. Add all this up and Kuwait was not exactly the most reputable exchange on the planet.
So, it probably comes as little surprise to anyone with a sense of middle east exchange history that an administrative judge froze trading on the Kuwait exchange on the strength of this reasoning: Investors might lose money. The judge will be examining the system over the weekend. We’d invest immediately if the exchange wasn’t closed already, as, doubtless, the judge will order an immediate 25% share price hike for Monday.
Trading halted at Kuwait bourse on court order [AFP] via Alea
Tags: Bailouts, Federal Reserve
The British have this particular way about “discretion,” or what might in some circles be called discretion. That is to say, they keep their dirt quiet, at least as long as it takes The Sun to dig it up and scream it to the world. At that point they revel in gossiping about the sleaze, comforted in the knowledge that they, themselves, remain blameless in the sleazy and revolting business of trafficking in innuendo and rumor. It’s a symbiotic cultural arrangement, really. The readers can indulge themselves in faux outrage, all the while eating up the slop like it was their first meal in a week, and the Sun is handsomely paid for its willingness to dispense with the pleasantries of English decorum.
The Bank of England, for example, is reluctant to disclose recipients of its emergency largess. The idea is to avoid creating panic. At least in times of uncertainty, the revelation that Bank X accepted funds from the Bank of England, could (in theory) cause a run on the bank.
Apparently, that’s not going to fly in the United States.
Members of Congress, taxpayers and investors urged the Federal Reserve to provide details of almost $2 trillion in emergency loans and the collateral it has accepted to protect against losses.
At least five Republican members of Congress yesterday called for the Fed to disclose which financial institutions are borrowing taxpayer money and what troubled assets the central bank is accepting as collateral. More than 300 more investors and taxpayers also pressed for more disclosure in e-mails and interviews with Bloomberg News.
Lawmakers, Investors Ask Fed for Lending Disclosure [Bloomberg]
Tags: Bailouts, The Man Who Broke The Buck
How’d you like to be an investor in only the second (and third) money market fund to “break the buck.” Yes, we decided we’d pass too.
The Reserve Fund, “the nation’s oldest money market fund” has gone mostly-quiet for the many investors who’s cash is anything but forthcoming, at least since it “broke the buck.” A lawsuit lingers, allegations of tip-offs to large investors allowing them to get their money out before the crisis are floating around. We are sympathetic. To a point.
There is a reason these funds yield greater returns than other “cash or cash equivalent” instruments. Much of the financial consumer population has gotten quite complacent about the term “cash or cash equivalent.” This, coupled with the deep rooted certainty that Americans are entitled to ever higher riskless returns, and enough sob stories might just cause you to forget that you are investing in a risky instrument. Seriously, folks. The Reserve Fund is in trouble because it had substantial holdings in Lehman debt. Oops.
It was only a matter of time before another money market fund broke the buck. You knew it could happen. It had once already. At the risk of going all Taleb on you, just because there hasn’t been a collapse in recent memory, doesn’t mean that one isn’t right around the corner.
In the end, it is the free lunch that is most expensive.
Reserve Fund’s Investors Still Await Their Cash [CNBC]
Tags: Bailouts, Russia
Who said the Russians don’t know bailout? When Mikhail Fridman (close ally of Putin’s administration) got himself on the wrong side of Deutsche Bank and friends to the tune of $2 billion, the Kremlin simply wrote him a check, which he steadfastly refused twice before finally giving in.
In Former-Soviet Russia, bailout begs for you.
Russia Tosses Life Preserver to One of Its Richest Men [The Wall Street Journal]
Tags: Bailouts, California, Congress
Remember, not too long ago, how much noise Congresscritters were making about “rewarding irresponsible investment bankers”? Well, CNBC has come full circle today. After The Beard was prodded after bailing out state and local governments, since we are in the bailout mood, you just knew that CNBC was going to ask why we are rewarding all those irresponsible state governments with bailouts.
Ah, the symmetry runs strong with that one.
Tags: Bailout Bill, Bailouts, Hank Paulson, Kitchen Sink
In the wake of the worst single day performance on the Euro stage in recent memory for the Dollar, you might sit up and take notice. Of course, an injection of $700 billion is going to impact the dollar however you do it, so I say ignore the European foreign exchange nerds all together. Still, some are tempted to read this as a mandate on the bailout and (by extension) those doing the bailing.
I guess we should expect to see certain congressional democrats, fresh from the scrapyard holding shards of their favorite legislative wreck skyward in hopes the heavenly bailout magnet will pick them up, citing with authority the nuances of global foreign exchange to belittle Hank and his brethren in the hopes the might get some scraps that will keep their mouths busy with chewing.
That’s not to say we turn our nose up at changes designed to increase transparency, make the bailout financially painful enough to try and encourage firms to use it as a last resort, rather than a wheelbarrow of money for the taking, allow the Treasury to keep warrants in the bailees (not to be confused with the Baileys, Hank, take it easy). But when we start slipping into stimulus programs (which tend to be pretty useless even when you just write checks to taxpayers), price controls on executive pay, and the kitchen sink, well, someone should point to yesterday’s market performance and note that, while index futures seem to have the market set for a flat open this morning, the clock is ticking.
All this presupposes that Hank knows what he is doing, and that throwing cash at the problem will fix it. It seems pretty clear that, in order to do any good, the Treasury is going to have to buy assets at significantly overvalued prices. Perhaps, in fact, this is why transparency is still an issue. If, as the UK has been prone to do in similar circumstances, purchases or borrowings are shielded, there isn’t any new pricing data to trigger mark-to-market write-downs. Hmmmmm.
Will it help? That, I think, is far from certain. Time will tell. And you can always short the indexes (for now).