Barai Capital

  • 09 Feb 2011 at 11:43 AM

FBI Finds Weird Way To Kick Alleged Insider Traders When They’re Down

By Bess Levin

Not only are you people possibly going to jail, but the Feds cannot get over how shitty you are at being criminals. There’s no way you guys could’ve ever been in the mob. Continue reading »

  • 08 Feb 2011 at 3:46 PM

Tech Experts Charged Today With Insider Trading Kind Of Imbeciles When It Comes To Tech

By Bess Levin

As you may have heard, four individuals were charged today with insider trading. The Feds alleged that these people (Samir Barai, Jason Pflaum, Noah Freeman and Donald Longueuil) made profits illegally through less than kosher trades in tech stocks. Interestingly, it seems that weren’t exactly experts when it came to basic tech stuff, like knowing that even if you delete a Blackberry message from you phone, it doesn’t actually go away, as evidenced in one section of the criminal complaint. Continue reading »

  • 08 Feb 2011 at 11:59 AM

Live-Blogging The Feds’ Insider Trading Announcement

By Bess Levin

12:02 This thing was supposed to start at noon but maybe they’re putting the finishing touches on director of enforcement Robert Khuzami’s make-up. Continue reading »