Dennis Kneale To Jail?
Many of you were outraged at the comment made by Bearpont Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon […]
Morgan Stanley-Charlie Rose Collusion?
So Bearpont Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon was on Charlie Rose last night talking about […]
Comebacks: Rich Marin, Bear Stearns Asset Management
Not all bad news out of Bear Stearns University! BusinessWeek‘s Matthew Goldstein reports that BSC […]
Who Tried (And Failed) To Save Bear Stearns?
We’re still going through the Vanity Fair article on Bear which blames, among others, Citadel, […]
Bear Stearns Rips Off Another Customer
But this time it’s serious. ‘Member those sweet limited edition BSC playing cards we told […]
JPMBSPNC? Stearns Morgan Mutual? Bearpont Morgan Banc?
Despite having just changed the name on the front door of 383 Madison to reflect […]
Make Your Summer O’ Severance One To Remember
Want to be the most popular guy on the beach this June/July/August? Might we suggest […]
Alan Schwartz “Judiciously” Deciding Between Sag Harbor And Seaside
Like many of the former Bear Stearns workers not currently employed, erstwhile CEO Alan Schwartz […]
Highest Bidder Will Also Receive 2 20-Minute Magic Lessons, On The House
Yesterday we said a Christmas card signed by alpha-generator extraordinaire Ralph Cioffi was the best […]
Seasons Greetings, From Ralph Cioffi
Oh hell yes, my friends. Oh hell yes. Fuck business cards (unless they belong to […]
Cox to Bernanke and Paulson: “How Come You Guys Don’t Call Anymore?”
SEC chair Christopher Cox missed the 5am conference call when Ben Bernanke and Hank Paulson […]
Bear Stearns Execs Absolutely Floored By Extent To Which They Were Able To Con Investors
As you know, Bear Stearns former hedge fund managers Ralph Cioffi and Matthew Tannin were […]
Bear Stearns Managers Arrested, Bear Stearns Minions Drunk
Bear Stearns former hedge fund managers Ralph Cioffi and Matthew Tannin were both arrested on […]
Scenario Contest Friday
This man was spotted outside the Federal Reserve Bank of New York yesterday at 11:20 […]
Lehman Loses, Sign Of Things To Come?
As you know, last night Columbia’s Baker Field played host to the big lacrosse match-up […]
WaMu Hires Ex-Bear
Washington Mutual announced this morning that it has retained the services Michael Solender, former general […]
Alan Schwartz Declining Offer From JPMorgan Cayne?
The Post reports that former Bear CEO Alan Schwartz may be having second thoughts about […]
Severance Watch ’08: Bear Stearns
Apparently getting laid off by Bear Stearns in Dallas isn’t such a bad deal. First […]
This Changes Everything
Kate Kelly isn’t the only one giving us an early preview of (what’s got to […]
Imagine How This Whole Thing Would’ve Turned Out If They’d Gone With Bagels
The second installment of Kate Kelly’s 3-part series on the destruction of Bear Stearns answered […]
Attention Job Seekers: One Whole Opening At JPMorgan
Citadel has stolen yet another one of Jamie Dimon’s toy soldiers. Bill King is the […]
Hey Kids, You Wanna See A Card Trick?
Amid the turmoil, Alan “Ace” Greenberg, Bear Stearns’s 80-year-old former boss, attempted to break the […]
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The Bear Stearns Meltdown In Easily Digestible Cartoon Form
If this is the new Wall Street Journal, BRING.IT.ON. The Batman-looking cartoons plunked down in […]