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    Layoffs Watch ’08: JPMorgan

    Mark Petrinovic, JPM’s head of Latin American Credit, along with 4 MD’s and 1 ED, are said to have been laid off yesterday. Supposedly the cuts were “quite unexpected as they were unrelated to the Bear integration.” Which begs the question, would you rather be fired through no fault of your own, or for reasons […]

    / May 9, 2008 at 12:50 PM
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    Bear Employee Surprisingly Upset With Layoff Proceedings At Bear

    I’m not exactly sure what we’re supposed to do with this but a (soon to be?) former Bear employee just bcc’d us on this message to a higher up at the bank so we’ll put it out there. That’s what we do at DealBreaker, give voices to those who cannot be heard. We’re practically a […]

    / May 9, 2008 at 11:15 AM
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    Utterly Bizarre

    Something strange is going on. First, we find out that Goldman Sachs’s Global Alpha (which, for the last year, has been playing a parlor game with its colleagues under the Goldman Sachs Asset Management umbrella that involves seeing which fund can lose the most amount of money), was up 5.4 percent in April and 9 […]

    / May 8, 2008 at 1:23 PM
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    With Petty Jackass, Senile Old Man Running Bear Stearns, It’s A Wonder The Thing Lasted As Long As It Did

    We thought it was impossible at this point to dig up any more evidence to support the claim that Jimmy Cayne is a dick who cared more about his recreational activities (card playing, drug use, journalism) than the company he was supposed to be running, but, damn it, it’s been done. And in the same […]

    / May 7, 2008 at 4:16 PM
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    Terminated Bear Employees Won’t Need Bloomberg’s Charity?

    This seems slightly absurd but what the hey: according to Financial News, offings at Bear could exceed 10,000 and, supposedly, those being cut will receive nine months pay and one-third of last year’s bonus, cash. If anyone knows how I could get a job with the B for about a week (got some vacay days […]

    / May 5, 2008 at 4:22 PM
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    Columbia Student’s Spring Break Momentarily Disrupted By Jimmy Cayne’s Carelessness

    Columbia Spectator Editor: How are we going to top the Times’ story about the UPENN kids who lost the jobs Bear promised they could have before, you know. Columbia Spectator Staff Writer: Hmm…I mean, there’ve got to be some Columbia kids in the same situation, no? I could interview a bunch of them? CS E: […]

    / May 5, 2008 at 3:29 PM
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    Layoffs Watch ’08: JPMorgan. You Heard Me Right.

    Apparently JPM has let go of their entire bespoke correlation trading team, to make room for the Bear guys, who will supposedly be getting their jobs.

    / May 1, 2008 at 2:36 PM
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    Ya Think?

    Forbes notes today that while Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein may have been paid an “obscene” $314,894 a (working) day in 2007, he actually took home less of the bank’s overall profits than most of his counterparts on the Street, who, how to put this, made their firm’s jack, and still proceeded to reward themselves […]

    / May 1, 2008 at 11:19 AM
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    Next Best Thing To A Free Sandwich: A Bunch of Hedge Fund Guys Get Fired

    Here’s a lil’ pick me up for all you bankers thinking you’re the only ones taking it up the tailpipe– JWM Partners, the fund started by John Meriwether after things started to go downhill at LTCM, which recently lost 24 percent in its $1 billion fixed-income hedge fund this year through March 14, just laid […]

    / Apr 29, 2008 at 12:43 PM
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    Alan Greenberg’s Big Gift

    We went on record the other day saying that we try and stay away from making fun of charitable donations of any kind. And, damn it, UBS woman who boxed us into the corner, we’re sticking to it. Just know that we’re grappling with a banging our head against the desk level of frustration here, […]

    / Apr 28, 2008 at 10:30 AM
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    This Pleases Jamie Dimon Very Much

    Ken Griffin has poached yet another JPMorgan senior exec. This time it’s Derek Kaufman, most recently global head of fixed income in the bank’s proprietary positioning group. Last week we felt badly for JD and his mounting personnel losses. Now we’re convinced he’s behind them. Slowly but surely, his plan for a Bear-saturated JPM is […]

    / Apr 23, 2008 at 4:45 PM
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    JPMorgan Looking For That Jimmy Cayne Feeling

    Don’t let the fact that they’re firing upwards of 9,000 employees fool you—JPMorgan is trying desperately to recreate that Bear Stearns magic over on Park. The Post reports that Jamie Dimon is rallying hard to retain the services of many of the senior executives who led the bank to its brilliant demise, at all costs. […]

    / Apr 23, 2008 at 1:35 PM
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    Thais Balk and Gawk As US Homeowners Walk

    It’s the hot season in Thailand. The sun blazes, the air simmers and I’m covered in perspiration that simply has nowhere to go in this heat. It’s like sex without air-conditioning on the hottest day in August in New York City. A slow, limp breeze blows across the Phuket beach off the Andaman Sea, providing […]

    / Apr 22, 2008 at 8:51 AM
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    Non-Layoffs Watch ’08

    Apparently Bear’s Financial Analytics and Structured Transactions group will continue existing at that bank on Park; “all current and new hires have been ask come along for the ride less than two block walk.”

    / Apr 16, 2008 at 3:51 PM
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    Bear Trader To GS

    Obviously when we’re talking about JPMorgan and Bear Stearns (and really just life in general but in this particular case, the little deal that’s going on between these two specifically) the question we have to be constantly asking ourselves is, where does Goldman fit in? And, more to the point, how does Goldman benefit? You […]

    / Apr 16, 2008 at 3:02 PM
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    The Most Awesome DealBreaker Contest Ever Today

    As you know, JPMorgan is extending the welcome wagon to a very, very select group of Bear Stearns employees, which may include Alan Schwartz and will most definitely exclude the disabled. New “hires” are said to be receiving gift baskets filled with JPM t-shirts, JPM pens, a nagging feeling that they’re not good enough, and […]

    / Apr 15, 2008 at 2:36 PM
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    Blood Dimon

    Says the “not senior enough to have been involved in the initial negotiations” JP Morgan employee: Our boss had a tricky path to thread – he had to succeed in the task of preventing Bear’s fall, but had also to ensure that he was acquiring it at a price that reflected the potential risk to […]

    / Apr 15, 2008 at 12:41 PM

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