Ben Bernanke

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    Shortages You Never Expected

    You are certain that the credit crisis is cutting into normal life when you tune to CNBC and see Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) ranting from the podium of the House Committee on the Budget. You know that things are way off kilter because there simply must be a very severe shortage of lithium and chlorpromazine in […]

    / Oct 20, 2008 at 11:11 AM
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    Professor Beard Is Back

    Lecturing Congress like a Monday morning professor, again. Ugh. I think I am detecting a pattern here. A droning, dense lecture that bores the markets into a placid, dumb calm. I used to think him annoying lacking in initiative. I mean, he’s telling them what TARP is again, and what it will do. But, considering […]

    / Oct 20, 2008 at 10:11 AM
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    Liveblogging (Sort Of) The Bailout Hearings

    Paulson and The Beard are facing the panel. What glee! 11:30: Lots of hammering away on the issue of mortgage foreclosure assistance. If the issue was bad lending, the argument goes, why aren’t we doing more for foreclosure assistance? What other plans did the Treasury consider before adopting the plan that is before the congressmen […]

    / Sep 23, 2008 at 11:33 AM
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    Will The Maestro Take This Burn Sitting Down*?

    Some senator to the Beard of Reasoning: “You are refreshingly different from your predecessor.” Related: Bernanke’s Big Moment *A word of caution to those answering “Hell fuck no!”– please realize that this would necessitate actually get out of the tub, which we all know violates The Maestro’s fundamental beliefs, and would interrupt his flow.

    / Jul 15, 2008 at 11:46 AM
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    The Irrelevancy Of Our Lame Duck President

    It’s hard to think of a starker demonstration of the irrelevancy of George Bush than the split screen running now on CNBC. On the right, Fed chairman Ben Bernanke answers lawmakers’ questions on Capital Hill, warning everyone that economic growth will continue to be anemic for longer than expected. On the left, George Bush silently […]

    / Jul 15, 2008 at 10:58 AM
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    Bernanke and Paulson Friends Forever, Push Blueprint in DC

    The testimony before the House today showed a very collegial relationship between Bernanke and Paulson as they alternately answered questions and swatted down attacks. Their explanations stuck to the plan, specifically Paulson’s Blueprint, as they repeatedly mentioned that Congress would need to reform financial regulation as well as grant new powers. Most startling to our […]

    / Jul 10, 2008 at 2:01 PM
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    Mr. Bernanke Goes to Washington

    Ben Bernanke and Hank Paulson are currently testifying before the House about current economic conditions. Besides staring at Hank’s sports watch while a congressman complains about the scarcity of student loans, we’ve also been enjoying Bernanke’s back and forth with the representatives. One congressman challenged Bernanke directly, attacking the federally-sponsored buyout of Bear Stearns and […]

    / Jul 10, 2008 at 1:45 PM
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    Cox to Bernanke and Paulson: “How Come You Guys Don’t Call Anymore?”

    SEC chair Christopher Cox missed the 5am conference call when Ben Bernanke and Hank Paulson decided that the Fed would lend funds to rescue Bear Stearns from bankruptcy, the Wall Street Journal reports on today’s front page. The call’s time changed and no one bothered to tell Cox, who didn’t know until he came into […]

    / Jun 23, 2008 at 1:21 PM
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    Scenario Contest Friday

    This man was spotted outside the Federal Reserve Bank of New York yesterday at 11:20 am.

    / Jun 13, 2008 at 12:25 PM
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    Fed Cuts 25 Basis Points: UPDATE

    My darlings, you are in for a treat. I just got off the phone with Carney, who called moments after the Fed’s 25 basis point cut announcement. Now, we won’t be forced to slog through a piss poor attempt on my part to replicate the post-decision congratulatory remarks we’ve all come to know, love and […]

    / Apr 30, 2008 at 2:58 PM
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    Keep On Predicting What The Fed Will Do– Because Ron Would’ve Wanted It That Way

    Just in case you missed it, we ran a reader poll yesterday to predict what the Fed will do at 2:15, in memoriam of our fearless leader, Bon Quarney. Lon loved breaking out his crystal ball on such occasions (and what visions! Don’t get me started reminiscing…), and while the DealBreaker Fed Poll was his […]

    / Apr 30, 2008 at 10:30 AM