Bernie Madoff

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    Bernie Madoff Would Like A Little Credit For All Of His ‘Legitimate’ Achievements In Life

    Bernie Madoff recently called New York reporter Steve Fishman collect, from prison. Berns had rebuffed Fishman’s previous attempts to chat but apparently had been feeling like there were a few things he wanted to get off his chest and in print, for all the haters to see. Lately, you see, the Ponzi Master is feeling […]

    / Feb 28, 2011 at 11:44 AM
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    Blind Item: Which Well-Known Dictator’s Regime Passed Up An Opportunity To Invest With Bernie Madoff?

    Hint: he calls Libya home and recently vowed to “fight to the death” anyone questioning his leadership skills.

    / Feb 23, 2011 at 1:47 PM
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    Mark Madoff Never Updated Will To Reflect Feelings For His Father Post-Ponzi

    Which is why the document, last signed November 1, 2007, names Bernie Madoff as a co-executor of his late son’s a estate, a role Bernie’s been unable to fulfill given his current situation. [NYP]

    / Jan 10, 2011 at 11:59 AM
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    Confidential To Any Madoff Victims Looking To Get Paid

    Or anyone interested in taking a gamble on Madoff victim payouts. Consider the following route.

    / Jan 7, 2011 at 1:11 PM
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    Great News For Anyone Looking To Stick It To Former Spouse Years After Divorce (Provided You Invested With Madoff)

    A New York lawyer who said he paid his ex-wife $2.7 million of the purported value of his account with Bernard Madoff can sue her to revise their 2006 agreement because of Madoff’s Ponzi scheme, an appeals court ruled. [Bloomberg]

    / Jan 4, 2011 at 4:25 PM
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    Ruth Madoff Blames Bernie For Son’s Death

    Need a little Monday afternoon depression? Here’s some, courtesy of the Madoff family, re: this weekend’s news.

    / Dec 13, 2010 at 1:08 PM
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    Madoff Trustee: Bernie Madoff Had An Accomplice Named JPMorgan

    And it’ll take $6 billion, in non-consecutive, unmarked bills to make this allegation go away.

    / Dec 2, 2010 at 2:07 PM
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    Were Bernie Madoff’s Secretaries The Engine That Ran That Ponzi Scheme?

    According to the SEC that may have been the case for the two gals arrested today (JoAnn Crupi and Annette Bongiorno) in connection with the scam, who apparently did more than just schedule hand job appointments.

    / Nov 18, 2010 at 3:06 PM
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    Bernie Madoff Had A Belly Button Ring

    And now its yours to buy, along with his used sheets, Jimmy Buffett CD’s and more.

    / Nov 10, 2010 at 3:57 PM
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    Old Wive’s Tale About A Man’s Shoe Size Being A Good Indicator Of Other Things Proven True In At Least One Circumstance

    Exhibit A: The insane ramblings of former Madoff mistress Sheryl Weinstein with regard to Bernie’s penis: “This man was not well-endowed.”– August 18, 2009 “Bernie had a very small penis. Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It […]

    / Oct 20, 2010 at 4:52 PM
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    Bernie Madoff Not Getting Any In The Can?

    CNBC’s Scott Cohn seems to suggest the Ponz Master is allowed nada. No conjugal visits. Madoff receives regular visits from his wife, Ruth, who was also his high school sweetheart, according to a source. But these are hardly romantic encounters. The inmates and their visitors are all brought into a single, lounge-like room, where they […]

    / Aug 25, 2010 at 5:51 PM
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    Ruth Madoff Seeking Redemption In Boca

    When Bernie Madoff confessed to his $50 billion Ponzi scheme, he didn’t just ruin his own life– he took his wife Ruth’s down with him. Though she has never faced charges and will never go to jail for it, Ruth Madoff has paid dearly for her husband’s decision to run a pretty sizable scam and […]

    / Jul 19, 2010 at 11:00 AM
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    There Are A Few Things That Trouble Bernie Madoff

    A prison pal of Bernie Madoff’s was recently interviewed re: the Ponz Master. At one point, the inmate casually mentions that Berns hid about $9 billion to three “personal friends” before he turned himself in, but the unnamed source who must be credible spends the majority of the time drilling down to what’s going on […]

    / Jun 21, 2010 at 11:16 AM
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    Bernie Madoff Has A Few Things To Say

    All statements were communicated via his friends on the inside, for a recent New York article on how life’s been going in the big house. 1. “Fuck my victims” (Berns is of the opinion they’re a bunch of ingrates who he “…carried for twenty years, and now I’m doing 150 years.”)

    / Jun 7, 2010 at 10:30 AM
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    Bernie Madoff Beaten Up By “Beefy” Inmate, Offering Investing Advice To Friends On The Inside

    Remember back in December, when it was reported that Bernie Madoff got the shit beat out him, sustaining “facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lung”? At the time, prison officials wouldn’t say the injuries were a result of a brawl in the yard and Berns is no snitch, so he wouldn’t say anything either. […]

    / Mar 18, 2010 at 10:00 AM
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    Mark And Andy Madoff Would Like To Remind You Of A Couple Somethings

    The first thing is please don’t forget to sign up for Mark’s daily newsletter. The second, which you’d think would be abundantly clear but apparently not: these guys are victims! Yeah, they were Bernie’s second and third in command at Ponzi Nation but victims! Victims “of their father’s terrible crimes.” Victims of his scam. Victims […]

    / Mar 16, 2010 at 1:02 PM
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    Harry Markopolos Is Not Quite Certain Anyone At The SEC Knows How To Read

    The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Harry Markopolos Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Reform Log on to 348 times in one day? Yes. That, they’ve got a handle on. Words and stuff? Marko’s not yet convinced. (Yet another reason these people must die.)

    / Mar 9, 2010 at 10:32 AM
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    Mark Madoff: Back In The Game!

    A few months ago there was a tear-jerker of a story about unemployed Americans having difficulty finding new jobs. It highlighted two in particular, who’d been out of work for over a year, due to the shuttering of their company. Their names were Mark and Andy Madoff and they were having a real tough go […]

    / Mar 8, 2010 at 9:45 AM
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    SEC Kicking Things Up A Notch

    As you might have figured out, the SEC can’t do anything right besides ranking the best top 10 porn sites, and relies on “crazy-brave” people to go after gangsters and do all the legwork for them. Today, though, the agency really showed some initiative by charging Madoff’s director of operations, Daniel Bonventre, with some wrongdoing, […]

    / Feb 25, 2010 at 4:49 PM
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    Harry Markopolos Contemplated Killing Bernie Madoff And Blaming It On The SEC

    Not so much because Bernie was a crook ruining the lives of thousands of people, Kevin Bacon included, but because Markopolos was just so damn fed up with the idiots running the Securities and Exchange Commission. So it was kind of perfect, see, because a) Berns really did need to go down for the dirt […]

    / Feb 25, 2010 at 3:59 PM
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    Harry Markopolos Wishes He’d Looked Eliot Spitzer In The Eye

    As we wrote yesterday, Harry Markopolos has a book hitting the shelves next week. But, as Marko is realizing, the price of fame is high and calling Madoff the “lowest form of scum” can be hazardous. He now has to wear more disguises (mostly wigs) and is afraid for his safety. But he is “crazy-brave” […]

    / Feb 25, 2010 at 2:45 PM
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    Madoff Daughter-in-Law, Grandchildren Looking To Ixnay On The Adoffmay Amenay

    It’s not that Stephanie Madoff, wife of Mark, sister-in-law of Andy, D-in-L of Bernie and Ruth isn’t proud of the name or family she married into. Far from it. It’s just that she’s been thinking about it and it just doesn’t “mesh” so well with the image she’s going for. Stalin would be better. Or, […]

    / Feb 25, 2010 at 12:29 PM
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    Sex Writer/Madoff Victim Pens New Tome

    Alexandra Penney, the Madoff victim (“I prefer the word ‘casualty”) who started blogging about her travails for the Daily Beast last year just turned her gig into a book deal. And now you can buy it! “The Bag Lady Papers” is a book she wrote out of fears of becoming a bag lady, “trudging the […]

    / Feb 19, 2010 at 4:25 PM
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    Janet Tavakoli: The Credit Crisis Was A Massive Ponzi Scheme

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    / Feb 16, 2010 at 11:17 AM
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    Peter Madoff: Deaf, Dumb Or Stupid

    Totally forgot about Madoff, what with the AIG hearings, Ben B.’s confirmation and Davos face-offs. But there were news from the Madoff household yesterday, with Peter, Bernie’s brother and the firm’s former compliance officer, being the subject of a criminal investigation related to the foundation of Senator Frank Lautenberg. We’re shocked to learn that Peter’s […]

    / Jan 28, 2010 at 1:15 PM
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    What’s A “Bloomberg Minute”?

    With regard to…prison rape? It appears to be a new term recently coined by Tracey Ullman, in the clip above, wherein the Bubba to Bernie Madoff’s bitch rolls over and tells the Ponz Master, “Give me a Bloomberg Minute before you brush my teeth.” Obviously this thing has the potential to be huge so before […]

    / Jan 26, 2010 at 2:28 PM
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    Bernie Madoff Gets Sh*t Beat Out Of Him

    Bernie Madoff was treated for “facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lung” earlier this week that prison officials will not confirm was the result of a brawl in the yard but that sources say were “consistent with an assault.” This comes as a shock as we were under the impression Berns could hold his […]

    / Dec 24, 2009 at 11:07 AM
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    What’s Wrong With Bernie Madoff?

    Berns “F*ck My Victims” Madoff has been moved to a medical facility at the Butner prison he’s been shacking up in since his sentencing. Apparently the Ponz Master has been there for a while, but this is the first anyone’s hearing of the transfer. It’s also unclear as why The Don was relocated, and what […]

    / Dec 23, 2009 at 2:23 PM

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