Bernie Madoff

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    Key Madoff Accomplices Charged (Take A Deep Breath, Mark and Andy, It Isn’t You)

    Remember when the Feds were thisclose to finally arresting Bernie Madoff’s sons and confirming all of our suspicions that the biggest Ponzi scheme ever was a family affair? Well, they still haven’t done that. But they have arrested Bernie’s IT guys. The U.S. Attorney’s office in Manhattan has arrested two computer programmers who formerly worked […]

    / Nov 13, 2009 at 10:26 AM
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    Bernie Madoff: You Have No Idea How Stressful It Was Running A Ponzi Scheme

    The long hours, the fake returns– it all ate away at him pretty badly. Mostly it was the constant fear that today would be the day the rètards at the Securities and Exchange Commission would slip and fall on the boxes of files marked “This Shit Ain’t Legit” scattered pretty much all over the office […]

    / Nov 2, 2009 at 9:50 AM
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    Bernie Madoff: Screwing The SEC, Anyone That Tickles His Fancy From Inside The Joint

    CNBC reports the first bits of news from Bernie Madoff’s latest prison interview. First off, he cannot express how crazy it is that he got away with all this but if he had to identify one reason it was probably so easy was the fact that “everything the SEC did before 2006″ was a “waste […]

    / Oct 30, 2009 at 4:40 PM
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    Bernie Madoff’s Ponzi Scheme Was A Front For His Cocaine Dealing Business?

    Everytime we try and get off the Berns Beat this guy reels us back in. Not content to let Raj Rajaratnam and his little insider trading case dominate the limelight, Madoff sees your “Sri Lankan scandal” and raises you a “I eat Italian food prepared by a pervert.” The Daily News reports that inside the […]

    / Oct 21, 2009 at 10:09 AM
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    Bid On Bernie’s Shaggin’ Wagon

    Bloomberg reports that the 2001 Mercedes-Benz E320 previously owned by the king of the prison yard will be auctioned off October 23 along with a bunch of other vehicles seized by the U.S. Marshals Service. The suggested retail value is $13,727 to $19,530 and according to Tim Minoughan, the guy running this thing, the ride […]

    / Oct 13, 2009 at 3:34 PM
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    Bernie Madoff In Prison Yard Brawl Over Whether Or Not We’ve Reached A Bottom

    By all accounts Bernie Madoff’s a pretty mild-mannered guy who loves to laugh and will dance his face off in the right setting. Cross him, however, and he will fuck up your universe. Some unnamed shmo inside the Butner, NC federal prison learned this the hard way last week. Details are scant but the Post […]

    / Oct 13, 2009 at 10:00 AM

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