Bernie Madoff

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A New York lawyer who said he paid his ex-wife $2.7 million of the purported value of his account with Bernard Madoff can sue her to revise their 2006 agreement because of Madoff’s Ponzi scheme, an appeals court ruled. [Bloomberg]

  • 13 Dec 2010 at 1:08 PM

Ruth Madoff Blames Bernie For Son’s Death

Need a little Monday afternoon depression? Here’s some, courtesy of the Madoff family, re: this weekend’s news. Read more »

According to the SEC that may have been the case for the two gals arrested today (JoAnn Crupi and Annette Bongiorno) in connection with the scam, who apparently did more than just schedule hand job appointments. Read more »

  • 10 Nov 2010 at 3:57 PM

Bernie Madoff Had A Belly Button Ring

And now its yours to buy, along with his used sheets, Jimmy Buffett CD’s and more. Read more »

Exhibit A: The insane ramblings of former Madoff mistress Sheryl Weinstein with regard to Bernie’s penis:

“This man was not well-endowed.”– August 18, 2009

“Bernie had a very small penis. Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship.” — August 19, 2009

“On the bright side,” she concluded, because of its size, “oral sex would be a breeze.” August 20, 2009

Madoff had a penis so small that “it would fit easily inside the opening of a single-serving honey jar” that sits on a hotel room service breakfast tray, Weinstein said. — August 24, 2009

Exhibit B: His slippers being auctioned off November 13 by the US Marshals:

Size 8.5

Put Yourself In Bernie Madoff’s Slippers [Daily Intel]

  • 25 Aug 2010 at 5:51 PM

Bernie Madoff Not Getting Any In The Can?

CNBC’s Scott Cohn seems to suggest the Ponz Master is allowed nada. No conjugal visits.

Madoff receives regular visits from his wife, Ruth, who was also his high school sweetheart, according to a source. But these are hardly romantic encounters. The inmates and their visitors are all brought into a single, lounge-like room, where they can sit and talk, under the watchful eyes—and ears—of prison guards. While there are no walls or partitions separating the inmates from their visitors, physical contact is tightly restricted.