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Kravis and Roberts first cousins; Kravis’ mother and Roberts’ father were siblings. Both learned the energy business from their fathers. Roberts’ father was an oil broker in Houston who took his son to business meetings; Kravis’ father was a petroleum engineer in Tulsa. The Kravis and Roberts families spent summers and holidays together, and the future lions of Wall Street swear they haven’t had an argument since they were 8 years old.1 The last one involved who would get to ride Kravis’ new bicycle first. [Barron’s]

1. Obviously when one pictures an 8 year-old Henry Kravis one pictures Kravis’s current face/head on a child’s body.

  • 22 Oct 2013 at 12:37 PM

Caption Contest Tuesday


Bill Ackman taking a Citibike for a spin last week at a Park Avenue Armory gala. [NYSD]

Has he said “No, I got this” when the time came to compensate the fellow who inked the words “Buy Low Sell High Never Die” in an old-timey font down the left side of your neck and “Mama’s Boy” down the right? Has he paid for the oil changes on your Harley? Has he helped you shop for the most luxurious of cat beds, as well as a set of duchess satin pillowcases to go with, for Mr. Whiskerson, and then winked at you and said “It’s on me” at the register? If you answered no to any of the above, you might want to fire your broker and get in touch with George Carris, who knows how to treat his clients right. Read more »