bikes

  • 22 Oct 2013 at 12:37 PM

Caption Contest Tuesday


Bill Ackman taking a Citibike for a spin last week at a Park Avenue Armory gala. [NYSD]

Has he said “No, I got this” when the time came to compensate the fellow who inked the words “Buy Low Sell High Never Die” in an old-timey font down the left side of your neck and “Mama’s Boy” down the right? Has he paid for the oil changes on your Harley? Has he helped you shop for the most luxurious of cat beds, as well as a set of duchess satin pillowcases to go with, for Mr. Whiskerson, and then winked at you and said “It’s on me” at the register? If you answered no to any of the above, you might want to fire your broker and get in touch with George Carris, who knows how to treat his clients right. Read more »

“I save a small fortune in taxi and subway fares—plus untold hours sitting in traffic or on a subway platform—by riding my bike everywhere in Manhattan,” Whitney Tilson told the Journal, which estimates you can save “at least $4,000 a year,” in addition to what you spend on the gym, using Tilson’s chosen mode of transport. “Plus, it’s great exercise!” [WSJ]