Bill Ackman

By day, Jeff Klaips manages a construction clean-up company in a Chicago suburb, but he’s also looking to make a pretty penny from the sale of BillAckman.com and WilliamAckman.com. He’s been trying to pique the interest of the Pershing Square Capital Management founder-or someone who’d like to use his name. Klaips already made a profit from EddieLampert.com, the name of the ESL founder. Inspired by seeing Lampert on CNBC, Klaips says he purchased the domain name on an impulse in 2004…On New Year’s Eve this past year, he received an email from an IT person who works for ESL and was looking to purchase the EddieLampert.com site. Klaips had initially asked $9,000 for the domain, but the hedge fund representative talked him down to $4,200…Ackman has not been willing to deal. [Absolute Return]

And that form is a lawsuit which he has to pay lawyers to file. Phone calls, e-mails, letters, telegrams, CNBC appearances, PowerPoint presentations and carrier pigeons with the query, “Will my plan to solicit proxies to oust a majority of your stupid, intransigent board cause me troubles vis-à-vis poison pills?” were allegedly and will be in the future ignored, returned unread or turned over to Allergan’s vaunted R&D operations. Read more »

  • 25 Jun 2014 at 11:53 AM

Bill Ackman Doing Okay For Himself This Year

Not only have he and Carl Icahn forgiven each other, but his fund has done pretty well, too. If Herbalife would just fall off a cliff, he’d consider it a hattrick. Read more »

The Botox-maker would like to reiterate that Valeant doesn’t just need a facelift: It needs to be euthanized so that real pharmaceutical companies can make money the old-fashioned way, by repurposing deadly pathogens and marketing them to insecure women. Read more »

A Management Hall of Fame exists, at least on the internet and in Mario Gabelli’s imagination. And Carl Icahn will be enshrined therein. Read more »

He apparently decided to forgive Bill Ackman even though a certain crybaby cost him a few bucks in the first quarter. Read more »

Nobody asked Bill Ackman if he was OK with Allergan telling Valeant to go shove it because they’re a terrible company whose only business is to buy other businesses. He’d like to know if they asked anybody else. Read more »