This Is A Photo Of Mitt Romney Appearing Not Nearly As Creative When It Comes To Places To Stick $20 Bills As His Former Bain Capital ColleaguesBy Bess Levin
There Will However Be A Celebratory Game Of Bingo With Social Security And Medicare Recipients Down At The VA After DinnerBy Bess Levin
President Barack Obama will sign into law a bill raising the U.S. government’s debt ceiling and cutting spending as soon as it arrives at his desk, White House communications director Dan Pfeiffer said on Tuesday. The U.S. Senate passed the bill to avert a default earlier on Tuesday and sent it to Obama for signing. Pfeiffer said via Twitter the president would sign the bill as soon as it got to the White House. There will not be a public signing ceremony. [Reuters]
Confidential To Bank of America: We’ve Found You A Food Eating Contestant Who Will Potentially Restore Pride To The BAC NameBy Bess Levin
Retired NFL player Bryce Fisher is a University of Chicago Booth School of Business student who will graduate next year. This summer he’s interning in Bank of America’s LevFin group. He’s 6’3, 265 pounds and whereas his fellow interns would probably pass out at the sight of a stack of Double Downs, hundreds of oysters or the entire contents of a vending machine, all he sees is a light lunch. Think about it.
News got pretty heavy recently and Barney’s had enough. Fuck the TARP, TALF and the “new Obama bank plan.” (any acronym suggestions, by the way?) There are much more pressing issues in the world that BF has to deal with, like poker. It will save the economy.