birthdays

  • 11 Jun 2013 at 4:49 PM

Do You Know The Significance Of This Day In History?

No? Then educate thyself:

  • 1509: Henry VIII marries Catherine of Aragon.
  • 1919: A horse named Sir Barton becomes the first of his kind to win the Triple Crown.
  • 1947: The US ends WWII sugar rationing.
  • 1948: Nat King Cole’s “Nature Boy” spends its 7th week at number one.
  • 1956: A star is born.

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Some people are such founts of generosity that on their birthday, they think not of themselves and what they will receive, but rather of how they can brighten the days of others. Charles Gasparino is one such selfless, gallant human being. On this special day, January 28th, the 50th anniversary of his entrance into the world, Mr. Gasparino has chosen to present us with a priceless gift: the secrets of his success. Print them out, mark them up, use them to advance your own cause, or simply give thanks to the god of journalism for his magnanimous spirit. Read more »

  • 26 Jun 2012 at 3:34 PM

UBS Not Done Showering People With Gifts

Yesterday afternoon we noted that in commemoration of its 150th anniversary, UBS had given out special edition watches to all of its employees. We’re not sure where the bank came up with the money to do so but it was a nice gesture nevertheless. Now we’ve been informed that free boat rides are also for the taking, assuming you can answer some simple geography questions correctly and reside in Switzerland, a condition we were unaware of until after scoring 100 percent without consulting any guides.

  • 30 Aug 2011 at 6:50 PM

Blow One Out For Warren Tonight

The Oracle turned 81 today and it’s possible that he won’t have enough DQ milkmaids on hand to get out all the candles. Unlikely, but possible.

“Leon throws some good parties, because Leon’s worth like twenty gazillion, like twenty billion or something crazy, and for him, you know, a billion dollars is like ten dollars to us,” Mr. Stern said on his Monday show on SiriusXM Radio, following Black’s 60th birthday party in Southampton. Mr. Black sits on the company’s board…Mr. Black had his backyard transformed into a faux nightclub setting, constructing a wooden deck over his swimming pool and building a tent for Mr. John’s concert. After a buffet of crab cakes and steak, partygoers sat on couches with big puffy pillows. They watched Mr. Black’s four grown children deliver touching toasts to their father, including a poem by the youngest son. “Oh, I wish I was Leon Black’s child,” Mr. Stern said on Monday. [Dealbook]

As we mentioned two seconds ago, today is Tim Geithner’s birthday, and a big one at that. The Treasury Secretary turns 50, and on a day when he’s away from his family, being held against his will, watching the market drive off a cliff, a drop for which he’ll probably be blamed, this is what his staff got him: Read more »

  • 18 Aug 2011 at 1:17 PM

Happy Birthday, Tim Geithner!

That’s right, ladies, today we celebrate the moment Timothy Franz Geithner entered this world. And it’s not just any old birthday but the big 5-0, meaning we need to do something to make it special. Read more »