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    Mermaid With A Bone To Pick Made An Appearance On Maiden Lane Today

    You may know “Mesmeralda,” AKA Marni Halasa, from her other roles as the Bank Reform Bitch, Better Banking Butterfly, and Ethical Fiscal Fairy, among other things. Today she paid a visit to NYS Comptroller Thomas DiNapoli’s office at 59 Maiden Lane to “push for divesting from fossil fuel investments in the NYS Common Retirement Fund” […]

    / Mar 27, 2014 at 7:13 PM
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    Goldman Sachs Gets Only Endorsement It Needs

    To everyone shrieking “Goldman Sachs broke the law,” “Goldman Sachs is evil,” “Goldman Sachs is this,” “Goldman Sachs is that,” to the SEC, to the peasants, to the window, to the wall, one voice of reason– the only one that counts– is here to say “Stuff it. These guys are cool.” His (nick)name is Bubba […]

    / May 14, 2010 at 12:25 PM
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    Ashley Dupré On Love

    A few months back, Eliot Spitzer gave us some Real Talk on love. Now the other half of the duo, Ashey Dupré, has weighed in on the topic. Sayeth Ash: “If you’re in love with someone, you want to treat them like the five year old. You want to cater to them and love them […]

    / Apr 19, 2010 at 2:41 PM
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    Ping Jiang: “I Left SAC Capital On Good Terms”

    Oh didja now big boy? So you’re saying you were happy to leave after they fired you in February 2008, for failing to make it rain like you used to? You didn’t shout “sexist pigs!” as you were escorted from the building? You didn’t even think it? While you marinade on that, let me just […]

    / Mar 1, 2010 at 11:11 AM
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    Vampire Squid Writer Goes There

    Even more outrageous, it specifically prohibited Congress from rejecting tax giveaways to Wall Street, as it did last year, by removing all congressional oversight of future bailouts. In fact, the resolution authority proposed by Frank was such a slurpingly obvious blow job of Wall Street that it provoked a revolt among his own committee members, […]

    / Dec 11, 2009 at 1:40 PM
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    Steve Cohen Magic Night: RECAP

    So, last night was the greatest night of my “professional” life, ever. Period. Done. If I didn’t need health insurance, I’d quit now. As I’d told you ladies weeks ago, Steve Cohen (the magician) was scheduled to perform a charity show, at The Action Center To End World Hunger. The even more magical aspect, however, […]

    / Dec 9, 2009 at 2:47 PM
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    Blow Jobs For Trade Approval, Sodomy And Golden Showers At SAC Capital

    It feels like it’s been forever (real time: two years) since the SAC Capital female hormone case, doesn’t it? For those of you who shamefully forget, back in the fall of 2007, a former employee of the hedge fund, Andrew Tong, alleged that his boss, portfolio manager Ping Jiang, had forced him to take female […]

    / Dec 4, 2009 at 9:30 AM
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    No New Information Has Emerged Re: Bernanke Threatening To Dump Ken Lewis

    Allegations that had been made prior to this afternoon: Bernanke and the Fed told Ken Lewis to keep Merrill’s losses in the lock-box or KL would lose his job/kidneys. Now, courtesy of Represenative Darrell Issa, we’ve got the exact same allegations, but with sinister turns of phrase like “inappropriate threats” and “cover-up.” He didn’t say […]

    / Jun 24, 2009 at 2:38 PM

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