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“You don’t get much better than Stevie Cohen,” said Ed Butowsky, founder of Chapwood Investments, a private wealth management firm based in Dallas with client money invested in SAC. If Butowsky had his druthers, he would steer more investment assets to Cohen’s hedge fund, which he said has delivered three times the return as the “Oracle of Omaha” Warren Buffett with a third of the risk since 1994. “The very thought that people want to trash Stevie Cohen, who is one of the great legends in portfolio management, because of some allegations, shame on them,” Butowsky said. “If it was me and I had to live through this stuff the last three years, I would tell everybody to go jump off a boat.” [Greenwich Time, earlier]

  • 27 Feb 2013 at 6:28 PM

Who Wants to Sail in Steerage?

An Australian billionaire plans to rebuild the Titanic as a seafaring vessel, upon which he will seek to relive the thrill of the days when people knew their place. Read more »

  • 22 Aug 2011 at 6:26 PM

Paul Krugman Was On A Boat


Kruggles taking a break from “socialist hellhole blogging” to raise some sails. [NYT]

Here are a list of things we know about the “rise and fall of Eliot Spitzer”:

* Attorney General

* Went after a lot of people on Wall Street

* Governor

* Fucked a prostitute named Ashley for $2,000 an hour

* Used the name of a campaign contributor when paying-to-lay

* Used the Mayflower Hotel in DC for many a romp

* Known in the hooker community for wearing black socks during sex

* Big fan o’ the raw dog

* Has made an enemy out of former madame-cum-gubernatorial candidate Kristin Davis

Seems pretty comprehensive but apparently…. Read more »

  • 09 Aug 2010 at 11:25 AM
  • MBAs

Hedge Fund Manager Richard Perry Also Gifted Party Planner

Things have been going prettay prettay prettay well for Richard Perry these last six months. His fund, Perry Capital, is up nine percent year to date, his beastly neighbors have quit bitching about the fact that he was burning their eyes out, and this past weekend, his daughter got married to a HBS grad who could potentially take over the family business one day (the SIL is an analyst at the Baupost Group). And speaking of the nuptials! Richie can be credited with not only making sure the celebration had the puffiest shrimp money could buy and a cake that was to die for but delightful ambiance and riveting entertainment for his guests as well. Read more »

  • 21 Feb 2008 at 1:39 PM

Positive Carry

devaneyyacht1.jpgIt’s really disheartening to hear about consumers cutting back on spending when they should be, if anything, ramping up ridiculous, unnecessary, horrifically indulgent purchases, as if to say S a D, Nouriel Roubini. And yet they’re not, particularly in America because a. people here believe in this mythical “recession” and b. people here are pussies. Pussies that could learn a thing or two from the superwealthy in Eastern Europe, Russia, the Middle East, who currently snapping up not just yachts but thirty million dollar “megayachts” while John Devaney quietly weeps on his twenty-five foot power boat. I encourage every DealBreaker reader to get out there and pick up one of these things, whether or not you think 6,500 square feet of interior living space, 3,500 square of feet exterior space, and 15 bathrooms is a bit much. It’s not about you, it’s about the economy. If Jimmy “I’m Doing It For The Greater Good” Cayne can man up and start buying White Widow by the barrel, you can do this.
Related: When Hedge Fund Losses Hit Home

As Economy Slips, Yacht Sales Skyrocket [ABC]