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Portrait of an investment banker.

Portrait of an investment banker.

Those working in IBD are expected to do quite nicely for themselves come bonus communication day. Others would be smart to remember the ancient Chinese proverb: you’ll take what you get and you’ll like it/those multi-billion dollar fines aren’t going to pay for themselves. Read more »

  • 13 Nov 2014 at 1:26 PM

Bonus Watch ’14: James Gorman Is Proud Of Y’All

James GormanIn late January, in the year of 2012, Morgan Stanley had a lot of unhappy employees on its hands. Bonuses had just been announced, and the majority of the team was displeased. But while some bank CEOs might’ve paid lip service to the group, telling them how important they are despite what their bonus might suggest, or promised the slight would be made up next year, or simply ignored the grumbling and gone about their merry way, Morgan Stanley chief James Gorman was having none of it. “STFU or GTFO,” he essentially told MS employees, during an appearance on BloombergTV, “and don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.” (Actual words: “You’re naive, read the newspaper, No. 1, No. 2, if you put your compensation in a one-year context to define your overall level of happiness, you have a problem which is much bigger than the job. And No. 3, if you’re really unhappy, just leave. I mean, life’s too short.”)

Now, nearly three years later, with what was no doubt a tear in his eye, Gorman had this to say: Read more »

  • 13 Nov 2014 at 10:00 AM

Bonus Watch ’14: UBS

ubsairshipIt’s going to be a cold, dark bonus season at the Swiss bank, thanks to the foreign currency double-teamers who had to ruin things for the whole group. Read more »

Bonus Watch ’14: Goldman Sachs

Thanks, guys.The Little Lloyds won’t be getting as much of that extra 25% in revenue the bank earned last quarter, but they’ll do alright. Read more »

It’s a swell time to be an investment banker at the House of Morgan. Bond traders at JP Morgan? Better luck next time. Read more »

  • 13 Aug 2014 at 12:48 PM

Bonus Watch ’14: Evercore Junior Mistmakers

Update: These are the numbers being rumored, which people are said to be “generally pleased” with, though the official ones are not expected until later this week. Read more »

  • 25 Apr 2014 at 11:53 AM

Bonus Watch ’14: Macquarie

The Aussies have some very unhappy junior mistakers on their hands. Read more »