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Bonus Watch ’11: Kweku Adoboli Apparently To Blame For All Crappy Bonuses In London This Year
By Bess Levin
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Bonus/Layoffs Watch ’11: UBS Failing To See The Considerable Upside To $2.3 Billion Loss, Says Analyst
By Bess Levin
As you may have heard, UBS announced last week that it’d lost about $2 billion, a ballpark figure that the bank said today is actually closer to $2.3B. Separately, you may have also heard that the past several years? Have not been the best of times for the Union Bank of Switzerland, which has been plagued by layoffs, shitty bonuses, and mandates where, for instance, employees have been forced to run out and buy ties and then told “nevermind, you don’t need them” after it’s too late to make a return for anything but store credit. The news that a rogue trader named Kweku Adoboli had racked up a loss massive enough to potentially wipe out third quarter profits would be viewed by most as the latest kick in the pants for the Swiss bank, and presumably not something management would be pleased to hear. Or would they? According to one analyst, Adoboli may have just solved their problems. Read more »
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Bonus/Layoffs Watch ’11: European Bankers May Be Paid In Handshakes, New Drachmas
By Matt LevineAnd they’ll be the lucky ones. This may have something to do with a Eurozone financial meltdown but let’s not neglect the role of 100% base-salary raises for MDs in ruining everyone else’s year:
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Numbers are out for the House of Gorman’s junior mistmakers. Read more »
Uncle Vik’s junior mistmakers got their numbers yesterday and are said to be “none too happy.” Read more »
Junior mistmakers at the House of Dimon received their numbers yesterday afternoon. Read more »
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Uncle Vikula, who just started receiving a salary in January after choosing to make $1 a year until Citi turned a profit, may now be eligible for a very exciting three-part bonus. Read more »
Looking ahead to next year’s bonus already? No? Well management at the Royalest bank at Scotland is and they’d like everyone to start managing their expectations now- count yourself lucky if they continue letting you into the building. Read more »