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As you may have heard, UBS announced last week that it’d lost about $2 billion, a ballpark figure that the bank said today is actually closer to $2.3B. Separately, you may have also heard that the past several years? Have not been the best of times for the Union Bank of Switzerland, which has been plagued by layoffs, shitty bonuses, and mandates where, for instance, employees have been forced to run out and buy ties and then told “nevermind, you don’t need them” after it’s too late to make a return for anything but store credit. The news that a rogue trader named Kweku Adoboli had racked up a loss massive enough to potentially wipe out third quarter profits would be viewed by most as the latest kick in the pants for the Swiss bank, and presumably not something management would be pleased to hear. Or would they? According to one analyst, Adoboli may have just solved their problems. Read more »

And they’ll be the lucky ones. This may have something to do with a Eurozone financial meltdown but let’s not neglect the role of 100% base-salary raises for MDs in ruining everyone else’s year:
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Numbers are out for the House of Gorman’s junior mistmakers. Read more »

  • 05 Aug 2011 at 3:24 PM

Bonus Watch ’11: Citigroup

Uncle Vik’s junior mistmakers got their numbers yesterday and are said to be “none too happy.” Read more »

  • 02 Aug 2011 at 9:43 AM

Bonus Watch ’11: JPMorgan

Junior mistmakers at the House of Dimon received their numbers yesterday afternoon. Read more »

A few numbers trickling in for Wall Street’s junior mistmakers. Read more »

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Uncle Vikula, who just started receiving a salary in January after choosing to make $1 a year until Citi turned a profit, may now be eligible for a very exciting three-part bonus. Read more »

Looking ahead to next year’s bonus already? No? Well management at the Royalest bank at Scotland is and they’d like everyone to start managing their expectations now- count yourself lucky if they continue letting you into the building. Read more »