bonuses

Britain put in a good faith effort to challenge what it sees as unfair/unrealistic bonus rules from the EU but it’s since been told to sit down and STFU, so: you’re on your own. Read more »

Portrait of an investment banker.

Portrait of an investment banker.

Those working in IBD are expected to do quite nicely for themselves come bonus communication day. Others would be smart to remember the ancient Chinese proverb: you’ll take what you get and you’ll like it/those multi-billion dollar fines aren’t going to pay for themselves. Read more »

  • 17 Nov 2014 at 10:00 AM
  • Banks

Bonus Watch ’15: Morgan Stanley

Not gonna be happy with this shit.Need a new car? New house? New lung? New wife? Brokers, be warned: You might want to spend your whole bonus next year in one place, but you will not be able to. Read more »

  • 13 Nov 2014 at 10:00 AM

Bonus Watch ’14: UBS

ubsairshipIt’s going to be a cold, dark bonus season at the Swiss bank, thanks to the foreign currency double-teamers who had to ruin things for the whole group. Read more »

  • 29 Oct 2014 at 12:53 PM

Bonus Watch ’14: US Bankers

…are feeling pretty good about their odds this year. Read more »

  • 20 Oct 2014 at 4:36 PM

Bonus Watch ’14: Babies Born In The Next 7.5 Hours

Hold my callsIf you’re inside a womb and have reached full-term by today, try and make your way to the exit before midnight tonight. Read more »

Bonus Watch ’14: Goldman Sachs

Thanks, guys.The Little Lloyds won’t be getting as much of that extra 25% in revenue the bank earned last quarter, but they’ll do alright. Read more »