boxers vs briefs

Over the weekend, the US Marshals service held yet another auction of Bernie Madoff’s stuff, with the proceeds going to victims of the Ponz Master’s scheme. Previous items bought by bidders have included Bernie’s prized collection of mini-bar booze, his marital bed, and his belly button ring. This time, someone got a deal on his (used) underwear (14 pairs for $200) and a photo of an unidentified ass. Continue reading »

Carl Quintanilla's pick

Related, according to The Oracle, Berkshire Hathaway-owned Fruit of the Loom’s motto is “We cover the asses of the masses.” Continue reading »