breakfast lunch dinner why not just move in together

Bloomberg reports that in response to a new decree by BofA’s recently promoted head of global equities distribution that salespeople must “attend at least 30 meetings a month with clients,” lest they be punished come payday, some frustrated worker-bees– who would just like to have one lunch or dinner or goddamn second alone and not in the company of a client who’d rather talk over the phone anyway, Jesus fuck– have resorted to broadening their definition of what constitutes a meal or meeting with a customer.* Read more »