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Bonus/Layoffs Watch ’11: UBS Failing To See The Considerable Upside To $2.3 Billion Loss, Says Analyst
By Bess Levin
As you may have heard, UBS announced last week that it’d lost about $2 billion, a ballpark figure that the bank said today is actually closer to $2.3B. Separately, you may have also heard that the past several years? Have not been the best of times for the Union Bank of Switzerland, which has been plagued by layoffs, shitty bonuses, and mandates where, for instance, employees have been forced to run out and buy ties and then told “nevermind, you don’t need them” after it’s too late to make a return for anything but store credit. The news that a rogue trader named Kweku Adoboli had racked up a loss massive enough to potentially wipe out third quarter profits would be viewed by most as the latest kick in the pants for the Swiss bank, and presumably not something management would be pleased to hear. Or would they? According to one analyst, Adoboli may have just solved their problems. Read more »
Irene Offers Opportunity To Weed Out Asshole Colleagues Who Expect You To Shoulder Their Workload
By Bess LevinRates for borrowing and lending securities in the repurchase-agreement market rose and investors sought to extend maturities on concern power outages and closings of mass transit will keep traders home after Hurricane Irene strikes. “Traders want to fund some of their positions through Tuesday — expecting some co-workers might be out on Monday — to ease the funding burden in case they are short-staffed,” said Scott Skyrm, senior vice president and head of repo and money markets at NewEdge USA LLC in New York. [Bloomberg]