Brotherhood of the Sach

  • Goldman Sachs

    Goldman Partnership Means Ability To Turn Lots Of Money Into Even More Money

    The prestige, the salary bump, the fancy new titanium business cards, the gilded loins. All of these are among the things that make a Goldman Sachs partnership so coveted—and so sparingly gifted. The ability to put some of those impressive new bonuses to work in the most exclusive private-equity fund on earth, one that promises […]

    / Nov 13, 2014 at 12:57 PM
  • lloydblankfeingarycohn


    Goldman Sachs Changes 70 People’s Lives

    The following employees successfully made it through the “vigorous cross-ruffing” process and were inducted into the Brotherhood of the Sach this morning.

    / Nov 14, 2012 at 12:44 PM
  • News

    Goldman Sachs Changes 110 People’s Lives

    In a basement at 200 West late last night, Lloyd Blankfein named the firm’s new partners. Blindfolded and naked, they pledged their devotion to the firm and promised to share in its huge-ass profits. At the stroke of midnight, as a baby seal barked in the corner, they were inducted into the Brotherhood of the […]

    / Nov 17, 2010 at 1:15 PM

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