Carl Icahn

The activist investor won’t beat you up like he did to the kids back in Queens, sayeth eBay CEO John Donahoe. Read more »

A Watershed Moment For Carl Icahn’s Website

For the first time in more than a month, Carl Icahn has written about something other than eBay. Kind of*. “A Watershed Moment for Stockholder Participation” celebrates the fact that institutional investors have begun to stand up for themselves, and in Icahn’s lifetime, to boot, at least in between digs at and rehashings of his case against, you guessed it, eBay. Read more »

Attention eBay: Uncle Carl can be all sweetness and light, if you just do what he tells you to do. It might also help if you could get Bill Ackman to short your stock. Read more »

Uncle Carl has been railing about eBay’s refusal to do what he wants it to do for seven whole weeks now, with new missives every other business day, plus countless tweets and television appearances, about how very badly run is a company that he owns 2% of. Perhaps he realizes that not everyone will wish to read the tens (hundreds? We’ve lost count.) of thousands of words he’s penned on the matter. So allow him to make his case in 23.

CARL ICAHN ON EBAY: CONFLICTS OF INTEREST! OPTIONS BACKDATING SCANDAL! INVESTMENTS IN DIRECT COMPETITORS! DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE INVESTIGATION! THESE ARE “WORLD-CLASS” DIRECTORS?

OK, maybe a few more: Read more »

  • 11 Mar 2014 at 6:12 PM

Recommended Reading From Herbalife

Perhaps you noticed that The New York Times spilled a very great deal of ink on Bill Ackman’s crusade against Herbalife on Sunday. In short, sayeth the Grey Lady: Ackman spent $1 billion betting that Herbalife was a fraud and has spent the ensuing 15 months or so asking people in power to prove his hunch.

Well, if you hadn’t noticed, Herbalife would like you to take a peek. Read more »

Leon Cooperman can’t believe he’s saying this, but he actually thinks Carl Icahn’s talking some sense. Read more »

On the record, the mudslinging between the aged corporate raider and the online auctioneers remains as nasty as ever, with eBay calling Uncle Carl’s employees and would-be eBay directors unqualified and busier than Marc Andreessen, and Icahn shooting back that CEO John Donahoe is “either incompetent or negligent,” and eBay responding in kind, calling Icahn a liar who is impervious to facts.

Off the record, however, Icahn and Donahoe are gentlemen, well-practiced in the arts of etiquette and decorum. Read more »