• gundlach


    Jeffrey Gundlach Went For A (Boozy) Little Drive

    Now he’s not doing much driving at all.

    / Feb 20, 2015 at 2:50 PM
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    Former Citigroup VP Who Helped Himself To $23 Million Gets 8 Years

    Nobody fucks with Count Vikula!

    Former Citigroup Vice President Gary Foster was sentenced to 97 months in prison for embezzling almost $23 million from the bank, according to federal prosecutors in Brooklyn, New York. Foster pleaded guilty to bank fraud in September, admitting that he transferred money from various Citigroup accounts to his own at JPMorgan Chase. He concealed his activities by making false accounting entries, according to the government. He used the money to buy real estate and luxury sports cars, including a Ferrari and a Maserati, prosecutors said. The government has seized or restrained property from Foster valued at a total of $14 million. “I executed a scheme to defraud Citigroup,” Foster told U.S. District Judge Eric Vitaliano at his plea hearing last year in Brooklyn. “I directed funds to be wired into my personal account at JPMorgan.”

    Ex-Citigroup Executive Gets 8 Years For Embezzlement [Bloomberg]

    / Jun 29, 2012 at 5:41 PM
  • joncorzinejaguar


    Drive Off Into The Sunset With Jon Corzine (‘s Old Car)

    Want to feel close to Jon Corzine but can’t bring yourself to tell people you live in Hoboken? Rather than buying his NJ love shack, perhaps consider placing a bid on a ’87 Jaguar he supposedly once owned and is now on the eBay auction block.

    / Feb 27, 2012 at 5:40 PM
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    (An Indignant) Steve Rattner: Andrew Cuomo Is The First Person To Ever Question My Ethics Or Integrity

    (The people who questioned his artistic integrity re: the whole “Chooch” thing don’t count, right? Okay, cool, then no one, ever.)

    / Nov 18, 2010 at 2:20 PM
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    Tearful Reunions: Your Bonus And A Little Strip Of Long Island

    This morning we discussed the fact that after a torturous year of not being able to buy $300,000 cars because of how it would look, many of you are now feeling strong enough and confident enough to go for it without the fear of people calling you a tone deaf douchebag. Well that was just […]

    / May 25, 2010 at 3:56 PM
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    Great News: You Can Buy That $300,000 Car Without Shame Now

    Ugh, the recession. How much of a bitch was that thing? People lost their jobs. Others lost their homes. You didn’t get to buy luxury cars for fear of looking like a dick. Didn’t see that private hell splashed all over the news but just because there were no rallies and only a handful of […]

    / May 25, 2010 at 10:36 AM
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    Kiss This Pink, Rhinestone-Encrusted Lamborghini Good-Bye

    In speaking with many of the BSDs of Wall Street, I typically find one common desire– the need to own a pink Lamborghini, replete with “a custom-made rhinestone-bedazzled logo a subtle three inches wider than the original, a pink Alcantara interior, and custom-painted Asanti wheels.” Too bad you missed your chance.

    / Feb 19, 2010 at 3:56 PM
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    Buy Jeffrey Epstein’s Used Ride

    Looking for ideas on where to blow your bonus money? In the market for something fast, Italian, and super dirty? Consider Jeffrey Epstein’s 2003 Ferrari 575M Maranello. Cityfile reports the massage enthusiast is selling it, via a friend, for $159,000–gotta free up some cash, the girls who won’t talk don’t come cheap, and we can’t […]

    / Dec 15, 2009 at 3:46 PM
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    Morgan Stanley Vice-Chair No Longer Too Big To Fail

    Morgan Stanley vice-chairman Rob Kindler had the license plate 2BG2FAIL last year in an homage to the crisis. Now, Andrew Ross Sorkin reports, Bobby has swapped it out for the below because “no one is too big to fail,” and because Vikram offered him twenty bucks so the Citi CEO could get in on the […]

    / Dec 9, 2009 at 1:34 PM
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    Bid On Bernie’s Shaggin’ Wagon

    Bloomberg reports that the 2001 Mercedes-Benz E320 previously owned by the king of the prison yard will be auctioned off October 23 along with a bunch of other vehicles seized by the U.S. Marshals Service. The suggested retail value is $13,727 to $19,530 and according to Tim Minoughan, the guy running this thing, the ride […]

    / Oct 13, 2009 at 3:34 PM
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    Michael Moore Bursting With “Joy” At GM “Deathbed”

    After performing a victory dance through the streets of downtown Detroit, which onlookers tell us was quite the sight to see, Mikey sat down to write a list of suggestions he’s got for what to do with the place. Do we sense someone angling for a ride in Fritz Henderson’s sidecar? So here we are […]

    / Jun 1, 2009 at 1:26 PM
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    Caption Contest Thursday: Ken Lewis’s Ride Needs No Pimping

    Our photog writes: This scene must have been created by God himself, for the Charlotte haters on DB. A ten year old Lincoln Navigator with copious amounts of chrome, festooned with a NASCAR sticker on the rear window, parked outside of the Hearst Tower (where the BAC trading floor in Charlotte is located). The pièce […]

    / May 14, 2009 at 1:27 PM

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