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    Good Luck To All

    It’s CFA time tomorrow and we know everyone taking it is going to do great! And if you don’t, it’s not like this shit matters– just ask any of your MBA friends. Alternatively, think about it this way– becoming a Chartered Financial Analyst will spell the end of your budding pornography career. Plus, we’ll be […]

    / Jun 4, 2010 at 3:19 PM
  • MBAs, News

    Let It Be Known, The CFA Will Not Have Its Name Tainted By Images Of Taints

    For those of you currently debating whether or not obtaining a CFA charter is worth flushing several years of your life down the toilet, I’d like you to consider one thing. When and if you finally do pass that third exam do you want the institute to own your ass? Budding pornographers, erotic novelists and […]

    / Mar 11, 2010 at 1:15 PM
  • News

    Money Never Sleeps Thespian Did Not Take The CFA In December

    So I don’t normally feel the need to highlight the sections in my posts where I’m very clearly joking but since it seems that one in particular has been difficult for the naked eye to detect…

    / Jan 27, 2010 at 12:35 PM
  • MBAs, News

    Let’s Talk About: CFA Level One Results

    Are you among the happy 34 percent? What will you be doing to celebrate? Buying the Level II books? Not as lucky? Feeling like you just threw away the last four to six months of your life? Want to get angry? Want to make someone pay? Let it out, here.

    / Jan 27, 2010 at 10:15 AM
  • MBAs, News

    Congratulations, CFA Candidates

    Not because you think you passed (you probably didn’t?), but because it’s over and you don’t have to think about this thing again for a few months, at which time you’ll receive your results and either a) slit your wrists or b) decide to give up another million hours of your life for the next […]

    / Dec 7, 2009 at 5:38 PM
  • MBAs, News

    CFA Takers: Good Luck To All

    From a candidate: How about a shout-out for those of us who are sleep deprived and freaking out about tomorrow? something to cheer us up and forget that we paid over $1k for this test that (according to all estimates) most of us will probably fail. Something special, because we need it. Give us hope, […]

    / Dec 4, 2009 at 3:10 PM
  • News

    Reader Poll: CFA

    The ad people who run this asylum would like you to please answer this quick and painful question. Online Surveys & Market Research

    / Nov 10, 2009 at 4:15 PM
  • News

    Let’s Get Together And Have A Good Cry, Courtesy Of The CFA Institute

    If you’re anything like me, you’ve waited until the last 72 hours to cram for this beast of a cavity search on Saturday (the idea that you couldn’t master the hordes of information at the last minute were, frankly, a blow to your ego). Now, with T minus three days, there’s a legitimate concern that […]

    / Jun 3, 2009 at 3:25 PM

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