Charlie Gasparino Only Puts Homemade Super Unleaded Gasoline Into His Muscle Machine, Not That Diesel Crap Herbalife SellsBy Bess Levin
In January 2013, Cigar Aficionado offered this assessment of Fox Business reporter Charlie Gasparino’s workspace: “His office…runs counter to his consummately neat appearance—it is disheveled, with papers and books scattered randomly about, as though there are much more important things in his life than the need to keep his desk in order. He has offered a visitor a seat, but the chair must first be cleared of its contents, including a suit, similar to the one he is wearing but perhaps patiently awaiting a voyage to the dry cleaners.”
And while some people say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, it’s obvious that CG simply has little use for spending time tidying; and that despite his office being a total dump, could tell you where everything is in 3 seconds flat.
Still, apparently the state of things became a bit too much for his co-workers, who donned hazmat suits earlier today and dove head first into this:
And by the grace of god, turned it into this: Read more »
Guy Who Fondly Remembers Beating Up Kids In The Schoolyard Loves When Reporter Threatens To Beat Up CEOs In The TwitterverseBy Bess Levin
As many of you likely know, most reporters are assigned to a beat– one subject to cover for their respective publication, from which they rarely stray. Bond reporters report about bonds, Fed reporters write about the Fed, private equity reporters write stories about private equity. Some people are generalists, but even your average generalist covering “Wall Street” will generally not cover things like medical malpractice or the Middle East because, you know, those things do not actually fall under the category of, “Wall Street.” As you may also know, Charles Gasparino is not your average reporter, and is not bound by the traditional definition of “Wall Street,” which would explain his most recent investigative piece. Read more »