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  • 14 May 2014 at 3:46 PM

Fox Business Reporter Tweets Live From Vegas Urinal


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So someone’s been having a listen to what’s going on at Herbalife’s L.A. H.Q., someone tells Charlie Gasparino. And this someone’s pretty sure it isn’t one of the half-dozen or so state or federal agencies wondering if Bill Ackman is on to something with all this pyramid scheme talk.

Well, before you jump to the obvious conclusion, Bill Ackman wants you to know that it’s not Bill Ackman who’s been bugging the joint. Read more »


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  • 03 Apr 2014 at 3:39 PM

Charlie Gasparino (‘s Desk): Extreme Makeover

In January 2013, Cigar Aficionado offered this assessment of Fox Business reporter Charlie Gasparino’s workspace: “His office…runs counter to his consummately neat appearance—it is disheveled, with papers and books scattered randomly about, as though there are much more important things in his life than the need to keep his desk in order. He has offered a visitor a seat, but the chair must first be cleared of its contents, including a suit, similar to the one he is wearing but perhaps patiently awaiting a voyage to the dry cleaners.”

And while some people say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, it’s obvious that CG simply has little use for spending time tidying; and that despite his office being a total dump, could tell you where everything is in 3 seconds flat.

Still, apparently the state of things became a bit too much for his co-workers, who donned hazmat suits earlier today and dove head first into this:

And by the grace of god, turned it into this: Read more »