cheesecake

Perhaps you’ve competed in on the job eating challenges before, maybe even successfully. A few Double Downs here, a couple of vending machine items there. Probably felt pretty good about yourself, too. “I can shovel food down my mouth like a pro,” you might have said to a colleague who was equally impressed by your feats of gastrointestinal fortitude, right? WRONG. You have zero reason to be cocky about your so-called binge-eating abilities, according to Sonya Thomas, AKA the Black Widow. Read more »

  • 04 Apr 2008 at 3:42 PM

Sacrilege

womenofwallstreet.jpgI don’t know who’s behind Zacks.com, but the “ratings agency” just released its list of “Stocks to Sell Now” and I’m having a difficult time believing the place isn’t run by burlap loincloth clad godless heathens. Or Canadians. Z’s picks (to dump)? None other than the holy trinity: sex (Playboy Enterprises: PLA), money (Goldman Sachs: GS), lactose (Cheesecake Factory: CAKE).
And spare me the “Times, are tough, people don’t want to buy $30 pieces of cake,” “I get my porn on the internet,” “I read Goldman annual reports for the letters to shareholders. And anyhow, they over use the airbrush and under use the Brazillian” BS.
I think you can guess who’s just as riled up about this smear campaign. Hint: he consumes all three products in abundance.

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