Chrysler

chry.jpgJust when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, news that Chrysler is selling vehicles too quickly and the mobs of customers in showrooms are alarming even seasoned Chrysler sales professionals. Models of the Jeep Wranger (15/19 City/Highway MPG) are scarce, as are Town and Country Minivans (17/24 City/Highway MPG) as the Cash for Clunkers program floods the country’s highways with forward-looking, highly efficient, environmentally friendly vehicles, instead of old emitters of blue-white smoke and SUVs.
Not satisfied with the $4,500 credit from the government, Chrysler lopped on another $4,500 or so in incentives- the “double your cash” campaign- just in case, you understand. Obviously, this is all part of newly installed Chrysler Chief Executive Sergio Marchionne’s “strengthen pricing even at the expense of market share” plan announced last month.
Marchionne’s “increase production just in time to hit the twenty four month demand lull we just created” program is still in development, but is expected to be announced at the end of the summer driving season, right before the unveiling of the “repair the shattered resale value of Chrysler products” initiative. Both programs will precede the “I was totally high on painkillers when I signed those deal documents” phase.
Chrysler to Drop ‘Clunker’ Incentive [The Wall Street Journal]

Old Fiat.jpgWhen Opel gave Fiat and CEO Sergio Marchionne the Heisman in favor of Magna International, you had to assume it was going to be a long, frustrating ride from the German automaker’s headquarters in Russelheim back to Torino. Imagine the thoughts going through the Fiat braintrust’s heads:
- How could this happen?
- How are we going to be the world’s #2 carmaker?
- Who just let one rip?
and most importantly
- Who knows how to change a tire?
It seems a car pulling back onto a highway in Switzerland encountered a small problem which rendered it immobile. The problem was none of the passengers knew the right bolts to use when they changed from winter to summer tires and consequently all four wheels fell off when the car started on its merry way again. Fingers crossed that Sergio and co. were not the ones at the wheel here and this is not a harbinger of things to come for Chrysler’s new drinking buddy.
Car loses all four wheels on highway [Reuters]

  • 08 May 2009 at 12:23 PM

Victory Is Obama’s!

Fight the good fight, be prepared to lose. It was, no doubt, going to be an expensive and painful slog. We might add, though we love rooting for the underdog (except for Spitz, of course) the deck was stacked. All that pain for very little gain:

Chrysler LLC’s secured lenders that opposed the automaker’s bankruptcy sale of assets to a company run by Fiat SpA are dropping their fight in the bankruptcy court case, a lawyer representing the group said.
The group, calling itself Chrysler’s Non-TARP lenders, doesn’t plan to defend earlier objections and may withdraw them formally, said Tom Lauria, the White & Case attorney representing the group.
“After a great deal of soul-searching and quite frankly agony, they concluded they just don’t have critical mass to withstand the enormous pressure and machinery of the U.S. government,” he said.
With the core group of objectors stepping aside, Chrysler’s path toward an alliance with Fiat may have become smoother. The Auburn Hills, Michigan-based automaker is scheduled to have an auction completed May 27 where Fiat is the lead bidder.

What is left to say? You can’t fight City Hall? To the winner the spoils? Who is John Galt?
Chrysler’s Dissenting Lenders Give Up Fight Over Sale [Bloomberg]

Per CNBC’s Rebecca Jarvis, who also reports that Thomas Lauria, a lawyer for the group, told U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Arthur Gonzalez that “people in chat rooms” were saying threatening things in the general direction of his clients (who also “felt” their reputations were threatened by the White House, though Lauria “did not specifically say” that threats were made by the administration, only that Obama’s words during his press conference last week were a matter of concern). Oh, and he’d like to see lenders get 50 cents on the dollar.

Picture 1306.pngGiven the dominating coverage focus on Chrysler’s pre-bankruptcy, and the trials of some senior creditors, as well as a great deal of obfuscation or outright willful ignorance, it is easy to forget that “Chrysler sails out of bankruptcy” isn’t a slam dunk- even if we could expect Fiat’s total, drooling subservience, which we cannot. Chrysler still has to actually, you know, sell automobiles. And they are going to have to totally rebuild a dealer network that the bankruptcy filing was designed to crush. As you might imagine, rosy projections about sales have not come to pass.

Chrysler’s car dealership network is on the verge of collapse, a U.S. bankruptcy court heard on Monday, as hundreds of dealerships have closed their doors this year and uncertainty about the company’s future is driving consumers away.
“A lot of these guys right now are just trying to survive,” James Arrigo, the co-chairman of Chrysler’s National Dealer Counsel said of the company’s dealers at a hearing on Monday in U.S. bankruptcy court in Manhattan.
Arrigo, who is one of the company’s top-ten selling dealers, according to court papers, says that even he has seen a drop off of about 50 percent in car sales this year.

Of course, the deterioration of the dealership network is also one of the prime reasons, the argument goes, that Chrysler’s sale must be flashed through the courts as quickly as possible, so it is not surprising that we would start to hear a lot about the dire situation Chrysler is in. (Of course, not a few days ago everything was going to be just fine, but now that a speedy sale is all the rage, things are exploding and spilling toxic gas into a nearby wildlife preserve causing unmarried cats and dogs to room together and otherwise filling the world with unneeded chaos).
Chrysler bankruptcy has dealers on “razor’s edge” [Reuters]

  • 30 Apr 2009 at 4:32 PM

The Original

Well, if the details interest you, Chrysler’s petition in the United States Bankruptcy Court of Southern New York is an entertaining start. Our favorite section in these cases has to be the list of creditors holding the 50 largest unsecured claims. Woops.
Chrysler_043009_Petition.pdf

12:08 pm:
Obama in ‘da house.
12:13 pm:
I can announce that I saved Chrysler, nothing is fucked, I am safeguarding taxpayer dollars, Fiat is going to save the day (oh and Canada too).
12:13 pm:
Bob Nardelli is a cool guy. No. Seriously. (But he’s fired).
The UAW cut down to the bone, and then found more muscle to cut. It was amazing.
You, America, will also be sacrificing.

12:15 pm:

Some stakeholders did NOT cooperate.
Damn hedgefunds held out waiting for a unjustified taxpayer bailout.
Some demanded twice the return of other stakeholders.
I don’t stand with them I stand with Chrysler’s (everything).
12:16 pm:

Bankruptcy is not a sign of weakness.
This process will be quick.
12:18 pm:

Oh, I almost forgot.
Hedge Funds suck.
It is unacceptable for a small group of speculators to endanger my success.
As such an effective and diligent steward of your taxpayer dollars I was not prepared to provide unlimited bailout funds or to reward greed.
This is going to be our finest hour 30 60 days. Seriously. ‘kaythanksbye.