Tags: alerts, Citi, heirs, heirs and and heiresses who are going to learn a little responsiblity so help me god, if the parent cannot be contacted Vikram will personally shove a boot up little Billy's ass, sex talks, tile, tough love, Vikram Pandit
Only half-serious, of course (though Vickles does love a charity case). What the bank does care about is having its wealthy clients’ hard-earned money pissed away by a bunch of pissants who need to be put on a leash.
Citigroup is testing a website to let millionaires’ children manage their allowances, while alerting parents and bankers when scions blow through cash too quickly. Heirs to Citigroup’s wealthiest clients can log in to parent-funded accounts for discretionary spending, investments and “one-click giving” to charities. The site was developed by Tile Financial LLC, founded by former New York Stock Exchange finance chief and Bear Stearns Cos. analyst Amy Butte.
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Tags: Citi, heat, Moscow, nothing compared to the fire in Vikram's loins, sweat
The delicate flowers at JPMorgan may have canceled their daily note but you can’t hold down Vikram’s little soldiers. Read more »
Tags: Citi, drug dealers, Euro Zone, European Central Bank, just doing their part, money laundering, patriots, reports, suck it Soros, well well well, Willem Buiter
If she has to, she has to.
So give it up for them says the bank’s chief economist. Read more »
Tags: Citi, fines, it just slipped their minds see, SEC, settlements, Vikram Pandit
Things just fall through the cracks sometimes. They had a lot going on that day. Read more »
Tags: a nickel!, bold claims, Citi, predictions, Tim Geithner, Vikram Pandit
Pack your bags, Timbo. It’s been real. In other good-for-Vickles news, analyst are predicting that Citi will post profits of of a whole nickel per share tomorrow, in which case you can probably expect something like this to go down in the C-suite in about 18 hours. Read more »
Tags: "remain competitive", Citi, rationales
One junior rainmaker anticipating good things to come? Read more »