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    How Should Erin Burnett And Mark Haines Settle Yesterday’s Tiff?

    Yesterday, while discussing the blown Tigers call, Mark Haines told Erin Burnett that her cavalier attitude about the whole thing (EB thought it was NBD) was the reason “women shouldn’t be in charge of sports.” Erin did not appreciate that and things got noticeably tense! We suggested that the whole thing be settled with a […]

    / Jun 4, 2010 at 9:45 AM
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    Is Erin Burnett Going To Go Veronica Corningstone On Mark Haines’ Ass?

    [via BI] I only ask because she herself suggested there might be some bringing of pain in the break room later, following a debate they had on last night’s blown call. Erin thought it was no big deal and doesn’t get what people are getting so bent out of shape about. Mark felt a tad […]

    / Jun 3, 2010 at 10:35 AM
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    Mandy Drury Is “Absolutely” Going To Consider Coming On Our Field Trip To Stamford

    Though she’s been a favorite around these parts for almost a year now, it wasn’t until May 10 that Mandy Drury became a permanent member of the CNBC stateside team, an achievement which I’ve told you people I take an enormous amount of credit for. To celebrate this momentous occasion we decided it was high […]

    / May 19, 2010 at 3:20 PM
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    Gird Your Loins, Stamford

    CNBC has stormed the castle. One of the queen’s bitches writes: Don’t know if anyone’s noticed but CNBC is broadcasting from the den of mediocrity AKA the RBS trading floor throughout the day. We were told to be on our best behavior and to dress better than we’re paid. Tune in and watch us put […]

    / May 13, 2010 at 9:45 AM
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    John Carney Needs Help

    My dear friend and former colleague John Carney will be joining CNBC.com as a “senior editor” in the coming weeks and will also be “appearing regularly on CNBC’s Business Day programming.” Over the last few years John has been on the network as guest commentator but now that he’s an official member of the team, […]

    / May 12, 2010 at 2:22 PM
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    It’s Amanda Drury Day

    Our long national nightmare of a CNBC sans Druries is finally over. You can take a deep breath. The gang’s all here. (Not surprisingly, the CNBC wardrobe department has opted to take things slow– no need to blow their load on Day 1, amiright?)

    / May 10, 2010 at 11:41 AM
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    Charlie Gasparino Is Not Faking It On TV

    The raw emotion, the cursing, the threats to rip the face off, just a for instance, Dylan Ratigan. None of it’s an act. Ask anyone and they’ll tell you. Ask Jimmy, ask Snakes, ask Greg Valentino. Call up the people he used to work with at the Journal and they’ll confirm they still have nightmares […]

    / May 4, 2010 at 2:55 PM
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    New Rules For Appearing On CNBC (Video)

    Let it be known! Anyone daring to impugn on the integrity of Jim Cramer by, for instance, claiming he’s paid to act as a public relations specialist for Goldman Sachs (JC’s former employer) will be booted from the airwaves, and shamed by Erin Burnett.

    / Apr 16, 2010 at 2:40 PM
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    A CNBC Employee Is Going To Eat Four KFC Double Down Sandos On Wednesday

    Let it be known that while admirable, this does not count for the eating challenge (the only way that’s a challenge is if one of you does for in four minutes). As you were.

    / Apr 12, 2010 at 2:45 PM
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    A Serious Question: How Is CNBC Going To Top The Tortoise Cam?

    I mean, yeah, things started out a little slowly but eventually this became A-game content that’s gonna be prettay, prettay, prettay hard to top. [Someone in the control room: This is is genius team but I think we’re starting to lose people so let’s really show the viewers we mean business]

    / Mar 24, 2010 at 3:55 PM
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    Revealed: How CNBC Lures Readers To Its Website

    With (empty) promises of some double dipping action. Double Dip Works, Sovereign Debt Does Not [CNBC via Daily Intel]

    / Mar 3, 2010 at 6:00 PM
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    Charlie Gasparino: “I Left [CNBC] Extremely Amicably”

    Nevertheless: “That doesn’t mean I’m not going to rip their lungs out every day…that’s what this is all about…it’s my job to turn this into a barroom brawl with them…to scratch and kick and stomp them…and then they’re gonna do it to me and I’m gonna do it to them.”

    / Feb 22, 2010 at 5:22 PM
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    Nassim Taleb Has Some Thoughts On CNBC

    [via BI] This was worth emerging from his self-imposed quiet time to say. Earlier: Nassim Taleb Has A Short Idea For The Homo Sapiens Of The World

    / Feb 16, 2010 at 10:34 AM
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    What Is This 30 Rock Parody Of CNBC Missing?

    [clip via Business Insider] Can anyone put their finger on it? Caruso and Cabrera, ideas?

    / Feb 12, 2010 at 11:26 AM
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    CNBC To Air Mildly Tittilating Programming

    CNBC would like you to know it will be airing a one-hour special on Sports Illustrated‘s annual swimsuit issue, on February 9 at 9PM, when Darren Rovell will interview a bunch of former SI models (Cheryl Tiegs, Carol Alt and Kathy Ireland), there’ll presumably be lingering close-ups of the cover at left, and, maybe, a […]

    / Jan 14, 2010 at 4:20 PM
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    The New “Face” Of CNBC

    Interested in starting your (extremely) early morning with this lady? Think you can get (it) up by 4AM? ‘Cause CNBC would like to introduce you to Nicole Lapin, who will be anchoring the network’s “Worldwide Exchange,” a show you may never have heard of but airs from 4-6AM. Lapin is 25, a Northwestern graduate, a […]

    / Jan 12, 2010 at 1:42 PM
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    Dylan Ratigan To Go At It With Maria Bartiromo

    Remember when Dylan Ratigan moved to MSNBC and got placed in the 9-11 AM timeslot, in direct competition with former colleagues Erin Burnett and Mark Haines? At the time we noted that the battle for viewers would come down to who was willing to flash their tits for ratings. While Haines took one for the […]

    / Jan 5, 2010 at 3:37 PM
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    You Could’ve Been Watching Tiger Woods’ Mistress On BloombergTV

    Well, this is disappointing. Apparently way back in the day, before she did a pro golfer (and possibly supplied him with his other ladies) Rachel Uchitel was a producer for Bloomberg TV. She then went out to join the nightlife industry, and peddle puss on the side (her own and others) but just think! If […]

    / Dec 15, 2009 at 10:00 AM
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    Awww, Bill Griffeth Is Leaving CNBC (For A Year)

    This is actually kind of sad, because BG is one of the most watchable people on that network. Also, Michelle Caruso-Cabrera admitted that people keep CNBC on mute (“turn up the volume on those trading floors!”) and that she calls her father “daddy.” Anyway, we hope Bill enjoys the time off. And in between maxing […]

    / Nov 25, 2009 at 12:27 PM
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    Cleave Wars: Bloomberg Goes Public With New Strategy To Corner Business TV Market

    Bloomberg TV has been around for years, but it has generally been considered too wonky for all but the wonkiest finance types. In the past year, however, the network has hired new on-air talent (most prominently Margaret Brennan, from CNBC), consolidated the eye-boggling number of crawls that used to clutter the bottom half of its […]

    / Nov 13, 2009 at 3:12 PM
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    CNBC Inching Closer And Closer To Dropping The Pretense (And Panties)

    Did the last Frederick’s of Hollywood catalogue fail to make it to your doorstep? Does your employer frown upon your surfing for porn on the job? CNBC is here to lend a helping hand, having uploaded some of their favorite little numbers to the site. If you’re wondering why they didn’t just have the on-air […]

    / Oct 30, 2009 at 12:06 PM
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    Who Are The Hottest Ladies In Business Television?

    It’s an age-old question that deserves revisiting every now and then. BroBible has complied a list of its 12 favorite business bitches and while we think it’s definitely a decent start, with your collective expertise we can really nail this thing. Personally, the bones we have to pick are a) that this isn’t a ranking […]

    / Oct 28, 2009 at 1:26 PM
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    BlackRock: Please Make Room For Maria Bartiromo’s Entourage

    To: BlackRock Employees Subject: CNBC Filming Live Today at 40 East 52nd Street To mark the 10th anniversary of BlackRock’s initial public offering on the New York Stock Exchange, CNBC will broadcast a special edition of its “Closing Bell” program today, live from BlackRock’s 5th floor at 40 East 52nd Street. The program will include […]

    / Oct 1, 2009 at 2:29 PM
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    Don Imus Would Like To Know How Long It’s Going To Take Charlie Gasparino “To Grow A Pair”

    You might not have known this but Charlie Gasparino has a book called “The Sell-Out” coming out in November. Since CNBC hasn’t let him plug it on air, Chaz has been having to go through other channels to promote the thing, including a guerilla marketing campaign that involves leaving ripped out pages of the tome […]

    / Oct 1, 2009 at 2:11 PM
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    Leave Lenny Ah-lone!

    Don’t get us wrong. We know where our bread is buttered. But, that said, there seems to be a lot of piling on going on. For instance: George Griffith of the trustee’s office said Dykstra signed a “real property questionnaire under penalty of perjury,” claiming insurance on the mansion did not expire until December. But […]

    / Aug 10, 2009 at 11:55 AM
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    Take The Plunge

    Profiling Abby Joseph “The Oracle” Cohen’s fall out of the financial cheerleading tree, CNBC’s JeeYeon Park managed to hit (and break) every metaphoric branch on the way down. Between the two of them, no rhetorical equity booster is left unbowed, including: “…held up during the difficult portion of the recession.” (It being all behind us […]

    / Aug 6, 2009 at 4:41 PM
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    Full Faith And Credit Ratings

    How excited are you by the prospect that the Treasury might regulate credit ratings? Us either. And, as it happens, even the Treasury isn’t so keen on the idea. To wit: The Obama administration is resisting calls to get involved with ensuring that credit ratings are reliable and said on Wednesday this would force investors […]

    / Aug 5, 2009 at 2:37 PM

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