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  • 31 Mar 2011 at 4:43 PM

Mandy Drury Is Not Afraid Of Snakes

Earlier this week, a cobra escaped from the Bronx Zoo. With a snake on the loose in NYC, was CNBC anchor Mandy Drury ever “afraid it would make its way” to her apartment? Not in the least, she told a co-worker, who interviewed her at her desk about the situation earlier today. Read more »

Think you’re above this edict? Okay, big shot, leave the mess. Larry Fink will personally lean your desk into a bin labeled “[your name]’s crap” and file his nails while you beg for it back.

From: [redacated at BlackRock]
Sent: Wednesday, March 23, 2011 03:12 PM
To: NYC – PMG Bonds
Subject: CNBC ON FLOOR THURSDAY- COMPLETELY CLEAN DESKS BY 4 PM WEDS MARCH 23RD

PLEASE CLEAR ALL SURFACES AND CLEAN YOUR WORK SPACES BY 4 PM ON WEDS SO THAT YOU DO NOT DISTINGUISH YOURSELF BY HAVING TO LOOK FOR YOUR BELONGINGS ON THURSDAY MORNING.

(IT WILL BE EASY TO IDENTIFY THOSE WHO ARE SO EXPOSED.)

IT REALLY ISN’T AN OPTION TO DISTINGUISH YOURSELVES BY HAVING THE MESSY DESK ON LIVE TV; THAT OUTCOME WILL BE ELIMINATED FOR YOU.

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  • 16 Mar 2011 at 2:57 PM

Trish Regan Quits CNBC

Effective today, the contents of her desk suggest. Read more »

“In the best possible way”? Read more »

While a new study offensively suggests that no news is ever actually broken on CNBC and that those banners are just for decoration, it does offer some helpful tips: Read more »

For Joe Kernan’s affections and his name is Bill Murray. [Earlier]

  • 10 Feb 2011 at 10:30 AM

NBC: Mubarak Will Resign Tonight

Current vice-president Omar Suleiman will take over the presidency, sources said. [CNBC]

  • 07 Feb 2011 at 3:30 PM

Don’t Count On Being Invited Back To CNBC, Dr. Oz!

Unless producers have a new rule in which they encourage guests to measure female hosts’ waists and read the number aloud, especially when it’s higher than the one you just told people was the most she could be for that height. Read more »