Compensation

…in which case, better luck next time. Read more »

  • 21 Aug 2014 at 11:49 AM

Pay Hike Watch ’14: Raises For Everyone (Under 25)!

Well, raises for everyone at Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, and Bank of America. JP Morgan and Citi are still pondering this one. Read more »

  • 20 Aug 2014 at 12:53 PM

Pay Hike Watch ’15: The Youth Of Goldman Sachs

The youngest members of the House of Lloyd are said to be in for a nice little salary bump. Read more »

  • 29 Jul 2014 at 11:44 AM

Morgan Stanley Has A Treat For Senior Junior Bankers

It’s not all “if you don’t like your pay STFU or GTFO” tough love over at the House of Gorman. The firm’s oldest junior bankers are getting a nice little bump to their compensation to help out with liquidity issues they might be facing. Junior junior bankers are getting hope that they might one day get raises too. Read more »

  • 04 Jun 2014 at 1:59 PM

Bonus Watch ’14: Junior Portfolio Managers

While their banking brethren received word of compensation with directions to go outside if they had to cry, adolescent portfolio managers at hedge funds did well to quite well for themselves last year, as did everyone else they work with. Read more »

  • 07 May 2014 at 4:08 PM

Glass Lewis Wants To Know Where JPMorgan Gets Off

…paying its top executives like they’re hot shit, when, in reality, they’re no better than, I don’t know, Citigroup. Read more »

As those of you who follow the news out of Newport Beach, California know, the past couple months have not been the best for Bill Gross. First, Pimco co-CEO Mohammed El-Erian announced that he would be parting ways with the bond giant. Then, the Wall Street Journal detailed his “What the fuck are you looking at” management style, in an article that also revealed Gross’s nickname for himself: Secretariat. Next, Reuters refused to print his theory that El-Erian had penned the Journal story himself, and instead made him not look great by quoting him as saying that El-Erian was waging a campaign to undermine him and that ME-E had Reuterswrapped around his charming right finger.” Along the way, people have offered up suggestions re: how you solve a problem like Bill Gross, which have included not investing with him, slashing his $200 million/year salary, teaching him remedial strategies for acting like a sentient human being who would not admonish someone for daring to look him in the eye and, most recently, putting him out to pasture. Read more »