Congress

ChrisCox.jpgWow. It’s going to be hard to pull out of the mudpit left by the artillery barrage Markopolos just adjusted onto their heads, but the SEC is going to try, damnit.
Written statements (which are almost universally useless) are read into the record.
These consist of:
Four descriptions of what the SEC does. (None compelling)
- One description of the location of the SEC offices in Washington.
- One hint that the SEC party line is going to be that the “Investment Adviser” part of the
- Madoff organization was regulated separately and therefore any regular oversight was bound to miss the massive Ponzi scheme.
It seems to us like this organization is toast.
- Recess Ends -
Chairman: Ok, the SEC better not be laying down any limitations on what we can hear from SEC employees. There seems to be a misunderstand as to who created whom and who is responsible to whom under the Constitution.
Wow. Apparently of one of the SEC witnesses tried to claim he was exempt and the Chairman of the Committee is NOT amused. A call was placed to the grand poobah at the SEC and the witness was delivered, threatened subpoenas not issued. Just… wow.
They aren’t just incompetent with respect to investigating fraud, they are optics challenged.
What a fiasco.
Chairman: Apparently, if there is a snowstorm in Washington, the SEC cannot help. When are you going to be able to testify about this issue?
Witness: I don’t know.
EP here: I find when trying to liveblog the SEC testimony, I have two choices-
1. Quote verbatim.
2. Sit with a puzzled look on my face, and a squint trying to read the lips of the witness in addition to listening desperately trying to understand what language she is talking in and why I am having a hard time finding any meaningful signal in the midst of the sea of financial enforcement white-noise.
If we wanted any answer at all as to why Madoff skated past these people, that is it. It’s not that they are incompetent, it is that they exude a deadly cloud of negative competence that sucks any progress, organization, or intelligence right out from everything it touches- and it is apparently pressurized so when issued it expands to engulf the entire room.
Prediction #1: There are 4 more Madoffs out there, of lesser but still staggering size.
Prediction #2: The showing of the SEC is so poor here that the successor organization will be so doggedly aggressive that in ten years time we will be having a replay of the IRS abuse investigations that were all the rage in the ’80s.
Fireworks from the Committee: You just took the preamble of your mission statement and broke it up into five segments. With all your agents and resources, one guy with a few friends and some helpers. You couldn’t find your backside with two hands with the lights off. You have totally, totally failed in your mission. Don’t you get it? You forfeited your right to investigate by not doing it, and now you are trying to tell us that because other people are looking into it you can’t talk about it? Like hell you won’t. So what the hell went on? That’s a question.
Witness: Let me start with enforcement….
Committee: You keep say alleged, alleged, this guy confessed on national television you might have noticed. If anyone made the case better than Mr, Markopolos that you people are totally inept, it is you. Now, Mr. Vollmer, you are the one who tried to avoid testifying, are you citing Executive Branch privilege?
Vollmer (Deputy General Counsel): I would like to answer your question
Chairman: It’s a yes or no question.
Vollmer: No it is not.
Committee: It’s a yes or no question. Are you asserting privilege or not?
Vollmer: Well, sort of. In part.
Committee: So is that the position of the executive?
Vollmer: Hum, haw, hum haw.

harrym.jpgIt’s Harry versus the SEC this morning, and there aren’t a lot of pulled punches.
Harry: I think the losses in Europe will be bigger. The European losses are often on unreported income and won’t likely be part of the history of the scam.
Harry: It took just a couple weeks for me to lose confidence in the New York Office of the SEC.
Harry: “In Wall Street there is a code of silence and when you live in a glass house you do not throw stones.”
Oh boy.
Is there a secret blacklist of fraudsters that the Wall Street code-of-silence keeps secret? Is there a list of these malefactors? (A more blatant attempt to justify subpoena power I have not lately seen).
Harry: Yep.
The secret cabal of fraud protectors. Wow.
Isn’t handing over documents wearing gloves [to avoid leaving fingerprints] a bit paranoid:
Harry: When Madoff attracts Russian mob money and drug cartel money, and with such a large fraud, I didn’t expect to be long for this world if my name got out.
Harry: Disband the SEC, zero out their budget and invest in the state regulators that, pitbull like, do more with less than the SEC.
What could be done to reform the SEC?
Harry: Put in experienced professionals. Give them Bloomberg. (They currently share one terminal per regional office).
What about auditing? What about rotating auditors?
Harry: SEC Auditors are not trained in human intelligence gathering. They come in, sit down, and are fed controlled pieces of paper. They need to be talking to everyone and interacting.
Should we (Lincoln Act like) give bounties for financial whistle blowers?
Harry: You bet.
Harry: We’ve had “zero enforcement” for the last 8 years.
Harry: I gave the SEC a drawing, a roadmap, pictures and a flashlight and they still couldn’t find anything.
Is Mr. Madoff confined right now?
Harry: Yes, he’s under Penthouse arrest.
We need thousands more like you out there.
Harry: Thank you.
You were dealing with a ruthless person, in bed with other ruthless people. These kind of characters are sure to make you concerned for your life. The American people need to know who you are! You aren’t a person off the street. You have credentials, baby! Won’t you please share some of your credentials with the public?
Harry: CFA, CFE, MSF, BA, CIO, Major in the Army, Reservist, in Special Operations….
(Not bad!)
Harry: The regulators need to earn their paycheck and the SEC needs to be swept with a very wide broom.
Who do you want to play you in the movie?
Harry: As long as it is a Red Sox fan.
Harry: Fairfield Sentry was getting $280 million a year in fees from Madoff.
Is it better to be corrupt (FINRA) or incompetent (SEC)?
Harry: FINRA gets an A+ for corruption and the SEC gets an A+ for incompetence.
Are you sure there is a Russian mob and organized crime connection?
Harry: We knew because of the offshore funds. The only reason to be offshore is to hide dirty money. Madoff’s success made it almost a sure bet there was dirty money in there.
This is the quote of the day:
Harry: To all the Russian mobsters and drug cartels out there, I am one of the good guys. I was looking out for your accounts. Just keep that in mind.
Sorry, I was wrong, this is:
Harry: If you flew the entire SEC staff to Boston, and sat them down in Fenway Park for the day, they wouldn’t be able to find first base.

It was pretty dull until just now:
Rep. Paul Kanjorski: Hey, Nardelli, why the hell isn’t Cerberus sending you any of the $24 billion they have if you have any chance of surviving? Corker had you people figured out yesterday. You can’t survive with your present balance sheets. So what’s the story?
Who dresses Nardelli? That pink tie is hurting me. Deep down and personally.
I love listening to Maxine Waters wax poetic on private equity, its role in society and internal economics.
Rep. Carolyn Maloney: Hey, jackasses, you keep suing us to lower state greenhouse gas requirements. Why should I give you any dough?

insane.pngYou are certain that the credit crisis is cutting into normal life when you tune to CNBC and see Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) ranting from the podium of the House Committee on the Budget. You know that things are way off kilter because there simply must be a very severe shortage of lithium and chlorpromazine in the Northeast.
I mean it, what is wrong with this woman? It’s Dennis Hopper level mania.

One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can’t travel in space, you can’t go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions – what are you going to land on – one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That’s dialectic physics.

Sheesh.
UPDATE: CNBC has several video clips up of the hearing, but none at all featuring our favorite, lithium deprived servant of the people. It’s like someone just George Orwelled her entire psychotic rant into oblivion.

  • 20 Oct 2008 at 10:11 AM

Professor Beard Is Back

Lecturing Congress like a Monday morning professor, again. Ugh. I think I am detecting a pattern here. A droning, dense lecture that bores the markets into a placid, dumb calm. I used to think him annoying lacking in initiative. I mean, he’s telling them what TARP is again, and what it will do. But, considering it, there are probably 4 or 5 members of the Committee that will ask 15 questions about the TARP plan now, which they have already passed. Clever, clever. I see what you did there, Beard.

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Oh yeah.
Chart after The Jump.

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