That may change though, after their chairs and desks are sold. Continue reading »
Craigslist
FrontPoint Partners Basically Just A Bunch Of Guys Hanging Around Shooting The Shit Now
By Bess LevinStraight Male Model Will Enthusiastically Blow You Once For A Toe In The Door (Multiple Times If You’ve Got Pull At Evercore, Lazard)
By Bess Levin
What? Times are tough. Continue reading »
Lenny Dykstra’s Cleaning Staff Didn’t Know Their Gigs Required Giving The Boss Massages, Getting A Glimpse At His Most Valuable Player
By Bess Levin
Back in January, Lenny Dykstra was accused of sexually harassing his housekeeper, who claimed that LD forced her to “give him oral sex on Saturdays.” At the time, Dykstra scoffed at the allegations, telling a reporter that he was the victim of extortion and “If she was assaulted on Saturdays, I’m a ballerina dancer on Sundays.” Charges were never filed (prosecutors cited a lack of evidence), which Nails apparently took as a sign that this kind of interaction with your cleaning lady is not in fact frowned upon and continued spending his weekends dancing Swan Lake on Sundays after dropping trou in various maids’ faces on Saturdays. Continue reading »
A Columbia business student recently sent out an email peddling billions of dollars of iron ore to his classmates, pitching them and anyone they might know on the deal. It’s unclear how much money has been raised so far, but we figured we’d help cast a wider net. If you’re interested– get in touch!
From: [redacted at Columbia Business School]
To: All Students
Subject: For Sale: $13B of iron ore, +$10B of rare earth elementsI’m actually serious. This is a deal that I’ve put together.
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MBAs
“Young, Ambitious, Female MBA Student” Is Deadly Serious About Soliciting Investment Banking Gig Via Casual Encounters
By Bess LevinAs I’m sure you don’t need to be told, times are pretty tough right now for those seeking new jobs (or a job, period) on Wall Street. Some have taken the all out begging, stand on a street corner holding wearing a sandwich board approach. Others are going with the traditional route (networking, sending out resumes, hitting up any who’s ever given them a business card). Neither are yielding much in the way of results. And while it might seem counterintuitive, for a person with zero prospects to initiate talks with a potential employer by straight up demanding a job and refusing to even interview for it, maybe it’s something you ought to consider, in addition to taking various other pages from this chick‘s playabook. Continue reading »
A Phone Call From And Framed Picture Of Lenny Dykstra Can Be Yours For Practically Nothing
By Bess Levin
In this case, “practically” nothing = $3,200 but it’ll be worth it. A) You’ll get the above items, which are priceless and B) You’ll get to say you were the guy or gal who saved LD from turning tricks, which is what’s coming next if someone doesn’t take one for the team. Continue reading »
A 27 year-old financial services employee named Keith has a special offer for a special lady. Want to live in a 2,000 square foot apartment with your own bathroom, large kitchen and spacious living room, for $300 a month? You can! If you’re “an attractive, slim and easy going woman,” 18-27 years old. There are no strings attached, only one requirement, which is that you walk around in your underwear. Continue reading »
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