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    Expert Network Empress Re-Gifted Insider Trader Noah Freeman’s Lobsters, Cheesecake Factory Gift Cards

    As we have learned from former SAC trader Noah Freeman’s extensive testimony in the government’s insider trading case du jour, expert network analyst Winifred Jiau had a tendency to act irrational, demanding and sometimes plain bitchy. Whether her behavior stemmed from a power trip associated with realizing she was the person anyone who was anyone […]

    / Jun 15, 2011 at 5:27 PM
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    Ex-Hedge Fund Manager’s Luck Not Yet Turned Around

    A former hedge fund manager was beaten by his wife with a full bottle of wine following an argument this weekend. Susan Van Cook was arrested on Sunday, after Greenwich Hospital notified Rye, N.Y., police that her husband sought treatment for his injuries, which included a bite on the forearm. Joseph Van Cook, who was […]

    / Jul 15, 2010 at 11:46 AM
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    Great News For Psychopath Traders Based In The UK

    Are you a little bit nuts? Are you a lot a bit nuts? If you said the latter, take care to only date women who date guys as equally crazy as yourself and in the event you go bat-shit insane on her ass, it’ll be all good in the ‘hood.

    / Jun 1, 2010 at 4:57 PM
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    Trader Takes Road Less Traveled When Breaking Into Mistress’s Apartment

    You’re a married trader carrying on an affair with a receptionist who’s only seeing you because you’ve promised to leave your wife. She wants a committed relationship so she breaks it off with you and starts seeing a new man, one who’s not married. You’re the jealous type and not happy at all about this. […]

    / May 26, 2010 at 1:15 PM
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    How To Stay On Steve Cohen’s Good Side (Rule Number One: Don’t Be His Ex-Wife)

    New York mag has a story today on the hedge fund ex-lover’s spat du jour: that of Steve Cohen and his former wife, Patricia, who last December sued Steve, accusing him of hiding “significant” marital assets from her when they were getting divorced (twenty years ago), insider trading and so on and so forth. The […]

    / Mar 29, 2010 at 11:11 AM
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    Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay

    Things have been pretty dark for Dick Bové ever since her man, the “brilliant” Ken Lewis was essentially forced out of his job. Other analysts, the colder, unfeeling ones probably wouldn’t have taken it so personally, but Lewis is Bové’s guy and she can’t help it, this hurts, bad (also, she’s just always been a […]

    / Nov 20, 2009 at 2:40 PM

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