Credit Suisse

When Brady Dougan & co. pleaded guilty to being a Swiss bank earlier this year, it doomed the firm to its worst quarter since the financial crisis. On the other hand, if it weren’t for helping non-Swiss people avoid taxes, there probably wouldn’t even be a Credit Suisse in the first place. So, you know, totally worth it. Read more »

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Earlier this week, Credit Suisse pleaded guilty to engaging in massive tax fraud and paid the U.S. government $2.6 billion as part of its settlement agreement. While these things are never something a corporation hopes for, the good news actually abounds:

1. The restitution charge is not really that high in the grand scheme of things
2. Neither clients nor counterparties can be bothered to care
3. CEO Brady Dougan (and Chairman Urs Rohner) get to keep their jobs

And although it was surely welcome news to hear he didn’t have to box up his things and leave, Brady Dougan’s employment status comes with an asterisk. Although the board “has backed the American chief executive,” the people of Switzerland have not. Indeed, the only reason they’re banging down his office door right now is that, truth be told, they like his style. Read more »

In related news, the bank is about to plead guilty to helping a whole lot of people avoid paying taxes and fork over $2.5 billion1 to the U.S. government. So, it’s a big day for the Swiss. Read more »

  • 12 May 2014 at 1:35 PM
  • Banks

BNP Paribas, Credit Suisse Have A Favor To Ask

Preet Bharara & co. are super pissed at BNP Paribas and Credit Suisse. Guilty-plea-to-criminal-charges pissed. But the banks can’t go back in time and not blithely do business with the Axis of Evil-plus, or help Americans minimize the size of that last number on their 1040s, respectively. And until they get their hands on a time machine allowing them to do a better job of covering up those (alleged!) crimes, they’ll resort to a strategy that’s actually available to them: begging. Read more »

  • 17 Apr 2014 at 12:52 PM

Layoffs Watch ’14: Credit Suisse

Denizens of the House of Dougan may want to gird their loins for the next several months. Read more »

Apparently yesterday’s statement before a Senate subcommittee–wherein Dougan said that neither he nor Credit Suisse executives knew tax evasion was going on, but would nevertheless take responsibility for the few bad apples that had to ruin things for the rest of the group– was not satisfactory, particularly the part where Dougan claimed to just to have no knowledge of the practice. In order to move forward, the group needs to hear Dougan 1. Apologize for the original apology and 2. Say he knew it was going on the whole time, that he weighed in on the best way to hide assets, and maybe offer up pictures of himself on the beach thumbing through a copy of the Credit Suisse Tax Evasion handbook and sipping a pina colada. Follow through on one and two, and all will be forgiven. Read more »