Credit Suisse

  • 23 Jan 2014 at 1:07 PM

Bonus Watch ’14: Credit Suisse

A quick update re: yesterday’s bonus communication day, the update being that Brady Dougan apparently has some ticked off junior mistmakers on his hands. Read more »

  • 22 Jan 2014 at 11:56 AM

Bonus Watch ’14: Credit Suisse

It’s compensation communication day at the House of Dougan. No word on numbers yet, but the early word is: “No one looks particularly thrilled so far…”

Like Bank of America, JP Morgan, and Goldman Sachs before it, Credit Suisse announced this week that analysts and associates will have some semblance of a weekend, moving forward. Unlike JP Morgan’s monthly “protected” weekend and BofA’s “take the number of UNAUTHORIZED weekend days you were previously working and cut it in half,” Credit Suisse has chosen to adopt the Goldman Sachs 36-hour weekend model, unless of course urgent work needs to be done, in which case, consider your ass glued to that desk. Read more »

  • 13 Jan 2014 at 4:31 PM

Bonus Watch ’14: Everyone

Pay predictions for Credit Suisse, Deutsche Bank, Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, RBS, UBS. Read more »

As a general rule, most people working on Wall Street (and working anywhere, really) try to avoid spending time with the HR professionals in their office. When face-time is required, it is usually because a) you need to watch an instructional video* on what is considered appropriate workplace behavior, and what is considered sexual harassment, as there have been complaints or b) you’re getting fired. Just the sight of an HR staffer on one’s floor will send shivers down the spine, which is why locking eyes with these people is to be avoided at all costs; god help the person who is asked to come have chat “in the conference room.”

An exception to the rule of maintaining a safe distance between oneself and anyone hailing from HR is probably Credit Suisse’s Michael Tshiyoyo, with whom a midday meeting will go something like this: Read more »

  • 21 Nov 2013 at 3:03 PM
  • Banks

It’s Called ‘Credit Suisse‘ For A Reason

The Swiss are looking out for number one, with a fence or a wall or a beaded curtain or something. Read more »

…which would explain why they recorded the incident and then uploaded the whole thing to the internet. Read more »

  • 24 Sep 2013 at 1:28 PM

Layoffs Watch ’13: Credit Suisse

The House of Dougan has had to say good-bye to a few of its own. Read more »