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cries for help
Area Man Warns Business Community To Not Get Taken For A Ride By ‘Scam Artist’ Recruiter Promising Him The World (A Gig At UBS)
By Bess LevinHere’s one: despite all we know about hedge fund manager Tom Hudson– that the depths of this grown man’s pirate obsession have translated to one firm named Pirate Capital (where a swashbuckling mascot stood in the lobby and minnow fights took place on the floor for the staff’s entertainment); an interim organizations where receptionists answered the phone “Good morning, Captain Jack”; and a second act firm called Doubloon Capital, whose flagship flagship fund is called Pieces of Eight, which refers to both the nickname of the Spanish dollar, “long tied to the lore of piracy” and the Pieces of Eight Cruise Ship, “fun for the whole family” if you’re in the Ft. Meyers, Florida area– would you still think he’d take the pirate theme one step further? That he would be of the opinion that using it in pitches with potential investors would get them to want to hand over their money not less but way more? No? Then you have underestimated this captain’s fetish. Continue reading »
Don’t say no, just say maybe. Continue reading »
Terrified Soon-To-Be Banker Would Like To Know If It’s Possible To Get Ass While Spending Every Waking Moment At The Office
By Bess LevinFrom the mailbag: Continue reading »
“Greetings Dealbreaker,
I am a senior in college in need of some advice. I’m hoping your readership can help me out.”