At least that seems to be the implication, based on this laminated list of the top things women do to “sabotage their careers,” which is can apparently be found on the desk of every female HR employee at the ‘group. [DX]
Debrahlee Lorenzana
Citi Has Something It Wants To Say To Debrahlee “They Fired Me Because Of THESE” Lorenzana
By Bess Levin
It’s been relatively quiet on the Debrahlee Lorezana front the past week but for some reason– I don’t know, maybe something happened over the weekend that just made Vickles snap and decide he’d had it with this chick– the bank has just put out the following statement re: T’s on an S: Continue reading »
Before he was canned for being too well-versed in BDSM for his own good, Jack Tuckner, the lawyer representing Debrahlee Lorezana had an idea. An idea for his client to come to his office and do an photo-shoot meant to demonstrate the fact that she is a serious business woman, and one whose ass and breasts, while they may be rockin’ and scorching, respectively, do not distract from the matter at hand. Over the weekend, T’s on an S added a few more pieces of evidence to her portfolio (in this case, a Facebook album entitled “Random Pics”). Those of you who heeded our suggestion to start following Debs on Twitter almost two weeks ago may have already taken a gander. For the rest of you, let’s have a looksee. Continue reading »
Since the Debrahlee “Too Hot For Citi” Lorenzana story has come out– which has included soft-core porn spreads, morning show appearances, and allegations that DL was canned because her presence distracted her male colleagues, who supposedly couldn’t work in her presence because their “penises were standing up”– Citi has had to keep its thoughts on the matter relatively brief. They still have to go to arbitration with this lady and Jamie Dimon and his firm are the only ones allowed to tell a woman to “zip it, Toots” without taking any heat. So while we’ve heard lots of “this case is without merit,” and so on an so forth, we’ve yet to have Citi tell us how they really feel, re: the girl who dreamed of being “Tits on a Stick.” Today that ends, with a spokeswoman for the bank offering that in her opinion, this chick is not that hot.
Citibank rep Natalie Riper [noted], “Just because she’s saying she was too hot doesn’t mean it’s so.”
Tomorrow, Vikram Pandit’s “brutal truth” on the bazonkas in question. Not to be missed.
If this is in fact T’s on an S’s Twitter account, which it just might be.
Debrahlee “Too Hot For Citi” Lorenzana Explains Why She Wanted To Be “Tits On A Stick”
By Bess Levin
In this clip of her aforementioned knockers surgery (found by Guest!), she says she pumped them up to meet “a professional, well-educated man.” Ya hear that Vikram? This was for you.
Chase bank will lose ample assets if it cans the “too hot” Debrahlee Lorenzana. Customers at the bank’s Williamsburg, Brooklyn, branch said yesterday that they’d take their business elsewhere if Chase fires her for talking about her lawsuit against her previous employer Citibank. “It’s bad and it’s not fair. She should be allowed to talk, and if Chase fires her, I will stop banking with them,” said Annie Borow, 79, of Bushwick.
Over the weekend, Debrahlee Lorenzana was warned by her new employer, JPMorgan Chase, to can it with the interviews re: being fired from Citi for allegedly being too hot to handle. Supposedly, the order came directly from the top. Defying James Dimon, Lorenzana and her lawyer, Jack “Get a load of these” Tuckner, appeared on a whole buncha talk shows, including the CBS Morning Show, where they were asked about being told to put a sock in it, and if they were worried Lorenzana was in danger of losing another job. Hell no they’re not. Sorry, but this isn’t about JPMorgan, this is about DL’s scorching tits and rockin’ ass, Tuckner essentially said, and you want to know something else? Dimon and his henchmen are “bullying” his client. If they want to fire her, by all means, go right ahead. Maybe manhandle her on the way out like he knows you’re just dying to. Jack will just add you to the list of banks he’ll be taking to the cleaners. Anyone else want to sack Lorezana’s exquisite breasts? Lloyd? Continue reading »
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Last Wednesday (really, it was just last Wednesday), the world was introduced to Debrahlee Lorenzana, the woman claiming she was fired from her job as a “business banker” at Citi for being too hot. Her former employer allegedly told her to tone down said hotness by wearing clothes that didn’t highlight what her lawyer, Jack Tuckner, has probably said at some point are her “sweet tits and rockin’ ass.” Lorenzana refused, citing heritage. “Where I’m from,” she said, “women dress up—like put on makeup and do their nails—to go to the supermarket. And I’m not talking trashy, you know, like in the Heights. I was raised very Latin, you know? We’re feminine. A woman in Puerto Rico takes care of herself. The Puerto Rican women here put down our flag.” She was ultimately transferred to another branch (by her request) and soon after fired.
Whereas other attorneys and their clients might have chosen to settle this sort of thing quietly, such is not Debs and Tuckner’s style. They went with the soft-core spread in the Village Voice, which included various shots of Lorenzana around “the office” in order to demonstrate she was appropriately attired at all times. They’ve done the rounds at the Post, the Daily News and the Nightly News. They’ve also offered statements like “Debrahlee Lorenzana would be very attractive in a burka” and “I’m not going to go eat and gain 50 or 100 pounds because my job wants me to be the same size as everyone else,” in addition to rounding up a bunch of one-time customers of Debs to say stuff like, “Whew, she was a hot one” and “Yes, she ‘distracted’ me, if ya know what I mean.” It’s unclear how these exercises and testimonials might help Lorenzana actually win her case, but they have been fun! One person, however, has had enough. His name is James Dimon and like the (really hot) dad who comes into the room to put his foot down when everyone’s gotten out of control, JD has supposedly communicated to “Toots over here” that he’s had enough.
Debrahlee Lorenzana filed a lawsuit saying she was booted from her job at Citibank for being too sexy in her work clothes, and now says she faces the firing line again from her bosses at Chase for sullying the reputation of the financial industry.The Queens stunner said she was told that if she went ahead with scheduled television interviews today to talk about her suit, she’d once again be without a job.
Totally Random, Not Monetarily Compensated People Weigh In On The “Too Hot For Citi” Chick
By Bess LevinHey hey hey! Look what we have here– it’s a bunch of random Citi customers who apparently remember Debrahlee Lorenzana and have graciously offered to weigh in on the situation, offering quotes that, though they may not help her case against Citi, might certainly attract the attention of certain organizations who require their employees to be “distractingly hot,” not that that’s what Debs and the lawyer who made her do a photoshoot that showed her in work appropriate clothing such as the ensemble at left are angling for whatsoever! Here’s what the character witnesses had to say:
* “I would walk the extra few blocks just to go to this one to see her,” said publicist Matt Saulk, 36, who favored the Rockefeller Center branch where Lorenzana worked over one on W. 52nd St. “I would think Citibank would want employees like her – it brings in the customers.” Continue reading »
