Dennis Bolze

  • 14 Jan 2009 at 2:56 PM

Fib It, Baby.

Key to Dennis Bolze’s success? Fibonacci Trader Corporation. A sharp Dealbreaker made the connection.

realestate_bolze_sm.jpgOk, how could you not see this coming. Shameless self-promotion runs strong in these (alleged) frauds. This October 2008 profile has got to be the most surreal thing we have ever seen, including the revelation that fugitive trader Dennis Bolze had a friend “fake my $100 million lottery winnings.”
The origins of the White Shadow’s success? Read on:

Dennis, who grew up in Pennsylvania, attended Georgia Tech with plans of becoming an attorney. However, he quickly determined that law wasn’t for him, and took a summer job as a runner at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. One quiet morning on the floor, Dennis doodled. An executive scolded him, but Dennis replied, “In about 15 minutes, the market is going to go crazy; I’m just waiting.” Sure enough, the market exploded just as he had predicted. The next day the same executive came to him to ask how he’d foreseen the day’s events. Dennis, it turns out, had been studying the trades, reading trade materials, and creating charts to calculate fluctuations in the market. He had also been studying the work of W.D. Gann, a financial advisor/trader in the stock markets during the early 20th century. Made famous for forecasting the Great Crash of 1929 and subsequent depression, his methods are still widely used.

And we thought Marcus DB’s capture was going to slow things down around here.
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Earlier: January Is International Fugitive Month

  • 14 Jan 2009 at 1:28 PM

It Gets Better

A clever Dealbreaker reader (aren’t you all) found the trading blog of cleverer-at-escape-than-DB-Schenker fugitive Dennis Bolze. A long, rambling piece riddled with low-brow anti-democrat and anti-Obama material, and a stack of those cutsie-annoying internet joke photos that your aunt won’t stop sending you. The thing goes back to 2005 if you can believe that, and certainly presents a wealth of insight into the criminal mind for those who can endure the drivel.
We love the header:

If you are new to trading, before you go out and buy into to someone that claims to have the holy grail take a day and read thru this blog. If it sounds to good to be true, well it just might be. Why put your money on the line following someone when all you really need is to find your own way….there is a lot of crap out there……BE SAFE and email me at dbolzes@chartertn.net Also visit http://www.mytradersparadise.com

That link returns this:

Dear Clients of Dennis Bolze,
It is with my deepest sympathies that I write this notice to you. I am the administrator or webmaster of this domain and my name is Dawn Suiter, and I am located near Gatlinburg, TN USA. I have worked for Dennis Bolze for many years now on several of his website projects including this website, we communicated nearly every day regarding website updates & changes.
On December 26, 2008 I went to Dennis’s house because he was late paying me a large balance due for work completed. He ceased communications with me around December 17th, which is why I went to his home personally. I spoke to his wife & she explained that Dennis was in fact missing and had also ceased communications with her around the 19th. In their last conversation he clearly told her that he would not be coming back.

Oh me oh my.
Take a look before someone yanks it, or our traffic shuts it down.
Update: CONTEST: The reader finding the most amusingly ironic passage will get a “Don’t Short Me Bro” mug.
Our favorite passage so far after the jump.
Earlier: January Is International Fugitive Month

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